[Vision2020] Gimme my money, George

[Joan Opyr]

Good heavens above!  If, as John Harrell suggests, the only choice we have 
is between supporting vouchers for private religious schools or Nazism, then 
please, Logos, etc., take my money.  I can't remember all of the words to 
the Horst Wessel, I'm not limber enough to goose-step, and, unlike Adolf 
Hitler, I am not a vegetarian.

Perhaps what we need in this country is more selective taxation.  John is 
tired of having his money "freed" from his pocketbook to pay for public 
education when he doesn't even use it.  I say, right on.  Give John his 
money back, and give me mine, too.  Here are some things I'm tired of paying 
for:

1)  I'm tired of paying for the Secret Service to chase Jenna Bush from gin 
mill to gin mill.  Couldn't AA just lend her a sponsor?

2)  I'm tired of paying for maintenance on Route 66 and the Pacific Coast 
Highway.  I've never even driven on the damn things.

3)  I'm tired of stocking the shelves at Archer Daniels Midlands, 
Supermarket to the World.  And why am I subsidizing the expansion of 
McDonald's into Russia and China?  I feel hamburgled.

4)  I'm tired of paying for those pasties John Ashcroft puts on topless 
statues at the Justice Department.  Does he really think people will mistake 
the figure of blind justice for a lap dancer?

5)  I'm tired of paying for Strom Thurmond's diapers.  Wait--scratch that 
one.

I'll be waiting for my check.  Perhaps it'll come when those millions of 
low-income families get their child tax credits.

In anticipation,

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
Serving Idaho's liberal elite since 1993

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