[Vision2020] 30 Reasons To Become A Christian

[thansen@moscow.com]

Would I have to give up my monthly devil worship and virgin sacrifice seminars?

Tom Hansen

> 30 Reasons To Become A Christian
> by Douglas Stambler
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> 30. You get 24/7 customer service.
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> 29. Christians make better husbands and wives.
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> 28. Living in poverty can now be seen in a positive light!
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> 27. Now you can tell your friends how to do all they can do to become 
Christians, too.
>  
> 26. You can understand God a lot better.
>  
> 25. You won't mind watching cheesy, Christian films about the Rapture.
>  
> 24. You were tired of paying membership dues to the Masons, anyway, weren't 
you?
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> 23. The architecture is terrific.
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> 22. You don't need a membership card.
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> 21. Who needs to golf on Sundays?
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> 20. The persecution is a whole lot of fun.
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> 19. The Roman Empire has come and gone.
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> 18. You can eat as much pork as you want to.
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> 17. Everybody's doing it...
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> 16. Now you can be a hypocrite, too! (just joking)
>  
> 15. Maybe the Crusades will come around again, and you'll get that 
opportunity you always
wanted...to travel.
>  
> 14. God wants you to.
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> 13. Karma is not what it's cracked up to be.
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> 12. Your life will improve in every way imaginable.
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> 11. Maybe you're tired of not being a Christian.
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> 10. Because Jesus Christ was in fact God.
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> 9. Because millions of people can't be wrong about the fact that Jesus is God.
>  
> 8. Now you can pray for rain without the confusion of praying to "the rain 
god."
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> 7. Only Christ can release you from the burdens of your sins.
>  
> 6. Free love is totally overrated.
>  
> 5. The Twilight Zone is terrible inaccurate about the "supernatural."  God 
really does
exist.
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> 4. If it's good enough for Bob Dylan, then...
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> 3. Think of all those great hymns you get to sing now!
>  
> 2. You can come alive for once.
>  
> 1. Because Jesus Christ came, and died for you.
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