[Vision2020] 30 Reasons To Become A Christian
Douglas Stambler
ccm_moscow@yahoo.com
Fri, 11 Jul 2003 09:44:04 -0700 (PDT)
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30 Reasons To Become A Christian
by Douglas Stambler
30. You get 24/7 customer service.
29. Christians make better husbands and wives.
28. Living in poverty can now be seen in a positive light!
27. Now you can tell your friends how to do all they can do to become Christians, too.
26. You can understand God a lot better.
25. You won't mind watching cheesy, Christian films about the Rapture.
24. You were tired of paying membership dues to the Masons, anyway, weren't you?
23. The architecture is terrific.
22. You don't need a membership card.
21. Who needs to golf on Sundays?
20. The persecution is a whole lot of fun.
19. The Roman Empire has come and gone.
18. You can eat as much pork as you want to.
17. Everybody's doing it...
16. Now you can be a hypocrite, too! (just joking)
15. Maybe the Crusades will come around again, and you'll get that opportunity you always wanted...to travel.
14. God wants you to.
13. Karma is not what it's cracked up to be.
12. Your life will improve in every way imaginable.
11. Maybe you're tired of not being a Christian.
10. Because Jesus Christ was in fact God.
9. Because millions of people can't be wrong about the fact that Jesus is God.
8. Now you can pray for rain without the confusion of praying to "the rain god."
7. Only Christ can release you from the burdens of your sins.
6. Free love is totally overrated.
5. The Twilight Zone is terrible inaccurate about the "supernatural." God really does exist.
4. If it's good enough for Bob Dylan, then...
3. Think of all those great hymns you get to sing now!
2. You can come alive for once.
1. Because Jesus Christ came, and died for you.
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<DIV align=center>30 Reasons To Become A Christian</DIV>
<DIV align=center>by Douglas Stambler</DIV>
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<DIV align=left>30. You get 24/7 customer service.</DIV>
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<DIV align=left>29. Christians make better husbands and wives.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>28. Living in poverty can now be seen in a positive light!</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>27. Now you can tell your friends how to do all they can do to become Christians, too.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>26. You can understand God a lot better.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>25. You won't mind watching cheesy, Christian films about the Rapture.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>24. You were tired of paying membership dues to the Masons, anyway, weren't you?</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>23. The architecture is terrific.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>22. You don't need a membership card.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>21. Who needs to golf on Sundays?</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>20. The persecution is a whole lot of fun.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>19. The Roman Empire has come and gone.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>18. You can eat as much pork as you want to.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>17. Everybody's doing it...</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>16. Now you can be a hypocrite, too! (just joking)</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>15. Maybe the Crusades will come around again, and you'll get that opportunity you always wanted...to travel.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>14. God wants you to.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>13. Karma is not what it's cracked up to be.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>12. Your life will improve in every way imaginable.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>11. Maybe you're tired of not being a Christian.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>10. Because Jesus Christ was in fact God.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>9. Because millions of people can't be wrong about the fact that Jesus is God.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>8. Now you can pray for rain without the confusion of praying to "the rain god."</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>7. Only Christ can release you from the burdens of your sins.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>6. Free love is totally overrated.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>5. The Twilight Zone is terrible inaccurate about the "supernatural." God really does exist.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>4. If it's good enough for Bob Dylan, then...</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>3. Think of all those great hymns you get to sing now!</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>2. You can come alive for once.</DIV>
<DIV align=left> </DIV>
<DIV align=left>1. Because Jesus Christ came, and died for you.</DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><p><hr SIZE=1>
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