[Vision2020] Ike and the Rose Bowl

[Ron Force]

Q: How can you tell if a Sooner is a married man?
A: There's tobacco juice running down both doors of his pickup.

Q: How do you starve a Sooner?
A: Hide the food stamps under the soap.

You know you're from Oklahoma if:
You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your
sister's honor.
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on the amount
of gas in the tank.

OK, now can we get back to arguing about religion?

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Ron Force	      	  rforce@moscow.com
Moscow Idaho USA
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