[Vision2020] cautious holiday greeting

[Tim Lohrmann]

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ATTENTION VISIONARIES & AERIALITES:

Sorry for the delay...my Legal Council just approved the following Holiday Greeting:

To All My Friends--wherever fate as dispersed them:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . 

. . and a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western
hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation
of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. 

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one
year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Happy Holidays!
     Tim L.




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<P><TT><BR>Sorry for the delay...my Legal Council just approved the following Holiday Greeting:<BR><BR>To All My Friends--wherever fate as dispersed them:<BR><BR>Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular<BR>persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . </TT></P>
<P><TT>. . and a fiscally successful,<BR>personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect<BR>for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western<BR>hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation<BR>of the wishee.<BR><BR>By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:<BR><BR>This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. </TT><!
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<P><TT>This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one<BR>year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.<BR><BR>Happy Holidays!<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Tim L.<BR></TT></P></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV><p><hr SIZE=1>
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