[Vision2020] Light Bulbs
Bill Strand
strand@pacsim.com
Mon, 11 Aug 2003 10:49:53 -0700
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Hi folks,
This posting has been making the rounds in a number of forums to which I
belong. Like any such humor, it tends to mutate. This present
permutation seemed to fit many of our discussions here at Vision2020 so
I thought I would take a second and post. And of course, my apologies
for not having an original reference *chuckle*.
Bill Strand
How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
1 newbie to ask how to get one of those little pictures under your name
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb forum
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and
lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what "FAQ" means
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again
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<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman" =
FAMILY=3DSANSSERIF><span
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>Hi folks,<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt'>This posting has been making the rounds in a number of forums to =
which I
belong. Like any such humor, it tends to mutate. This present =
permutation
seemed to fit many of our discussions here at Vision2020 so I thought I =
would
take a second and post. <span class=3DGramE>And of course, my apologies =
for not
having an original reference *<b><span =
style=3D'font-weight:bold'>chuckle</span></b>*.</span><o:p></o:p></span><=
/font></p>
<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt'>Bill Strand<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=3DMsoNormal><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:
12.0pt'>How many forum members does it take to change a <span =
class=3DSpellE>lightbulb</span>?
<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>1 to
change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed =
<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>14 to
share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb =
could
have been changed differently <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>7 to
caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs =
<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>27 to point
out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs =
<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>53 to
flame the spell checkers <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>41 to
correct spelling/grammar flames <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>1 <span
class=3DSpellE>newbie</span> to ask how to get one of those little =
pictures under
your name <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>6 to
argue over whether it's "<span =
class=3DSpellE>lightbulb</span>" or
"light bulb" ... <br>
another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive =
<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>2
industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp" <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>15
know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>156 to
email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of =
their
"acceptable use policy" <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>109 to
post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
discussion to a <span class=3DSpellE>lightbulb</span> forum =
<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>203 to
demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and <span
class=3DSpellE>lightbulb</span> forum about changing light bulbs be =
stopped <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>111 to
defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and
therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum =
<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>306 to
debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy =
the best
light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and =
what
brands are faulty <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>27 to
post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs =
<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>14 to
post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected =
URL's <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>3 to post
about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group =
which
makes light bulbs relevant to this group <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>33 to
link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all =
headers and
signatures, and add "Me too" <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>12 to
post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot =
handle the
light bulb controversy <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>19 to
quote the "Me <span class=3DSpellE>too's</span>" to say =
"Me
three" <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>4 to
suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ =
<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>44 to ask
what "FAQ" means <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>4 to say
"didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" =
<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>143 to
say "do a <span class=3DSpellE>Google</span> search on light bulbs =
before
posting questions about light bulbs" <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3D3 face=3D"Times New Roman"><span =
style=3D'font-size:12.0pt'>1 forum
lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it =
all over
again<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style=3D'font-size:
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