<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div dir="ltr"><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><div>Courtesy of the <i>New Yorker</i> at:</div><div><div style="display: block;" class=""><div style="-webkit-user-select: all; -webkit-user-drag: element; display: inline-block;" class="apple-rich-link" draggable="true" role="link" data-url="https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ivanka-unable-to-remember-name-of-her-father"><a style="border-radius:10px;font-family:-apple-system, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;display:block;-webkit-user-select:none;width:300px;user-select:none;-webkit-user-modify:read-only;user-modify:read-only;overflow:hidden;text-decoration:none;" class="lp-rich-link" rel="nofollow" href="https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ivanka-unable-to-remember-name-of-her-father" dir="ltr" role="button" draggable="false" width="300"><table style="table-layout:fixed;border-collapse:collapse;width:300px;background-color:#E9E9EB;font-family:-apple-system, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;" class="lp-rich-link-emailBaseTable" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="300"><tbody><tr><td vertical-align="center" align="center"><img alt="Boro-Ivanka-Trump-Testimony-Social.jpg" src="cid:41C29132-8282-4104-B681-D10DE604BD29"></td></tr><tr><td vertical-align="center"><table bgcolor="#E9E9EB" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="300" style="font-family:-apple-system, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;table-layout:fixed;background-color:rgba(233, 233, 235, 1);" class="lp-rich-link-captionBar"><tbody><tr><td style="padding:8px 0px 8px 0px;" class="lp-rich-link-captionBar-textStackItem"><div style="max-width:100%;margin:0px 16px 0px 16px;overflow:hidden;" class="lp-rich-link-captionBar-textStack"><div style="word-wrap:break-word;font-weight:500;font-size:12px;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;text-align:left;" class="lp-rich-link-captionBar-textStack-topCaption-leading"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ivanka-unable-to-remember-name-of-her-father" style="text-decoration: none" draggable="false"><font color="#000000" style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1);">Ivanka Unable to Remember Name of Her Father</font></a></div><div style="word-wrap:break-word;font-weight:400;font-size:11px;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;text-align:left;" class="lp-rich-link-captionBar-textStack-bottomCaption-leading"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ivanka-unable-to-remember-name-of-her-father" style="text-decoration: none" draggable="false"><font color="#A2A2A9" style="color: rgba(60, 60, 67, 0.6);">newyorker.com</font></a></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></a></div></div></div><div><br></div><div><h1 data-testid="ContentHeaderHed" class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ ContentHeaderHed-NCyCC iUEiRd NbxED hpJvIc" style="box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 42px; margin: 1rem 0px 0px; font-family: IrvinHeadingPro, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-feature-settings: normal; line-break: auto; line-height: 1.111111em; font-weight: 400; overflow-wrap: normal; transition-property: color, background, text-shadow; transition-duration: 0.2s; transition-timing-function: ease-in-out; cursor: unset; grid-column-start: 1; grid-column-end: span 8; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;">Ivanka Unable to Remember Name of Her Father</h1></div><div><br></div><div><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px; font-family: TNYAdobeCaslonPro, "Times New Roman", Times, serif; font-size: 21px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;">NEW YORK (<a href="https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report" data-uri="7dd5301d1d9dc796ab97976f29292a98" style="box-sizing: border-box; cursor: pointer; --color__token-name: colors.interactive.base.light; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); transition: color 200ms; line-height: inherit; text-decoration-style: solid; text-decoration-color: currentcolor;">The Borowitz Report</a>)—Ivanka Trump raised eyebrows during her testimony in a Manhattan courtroom on Wednesday when she appeared unable to remember her father’s name.</p><p class="paywall" style="box-sizing: border-box; font-family: TNYAdobeCaslonPro, "Times New Roman", Times, serif; font-size: 21px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;">Responding to a question from Judge Arthur F. Engoron about Donald J. Trump’s business dealings, Ms. Trump stared blankly and said, “I’m sorry. I’m not familiar with that person.”<iframe class="teads-resize" title="teads-resize" style="box-sizing: border-box; width: 468px; height: 0px !important; min-height: 0px !important; border-width: medium !important; border-style: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important; display: block !important;"></iframe></p><div class="teads-inread xs-screen" data-event-boundary="click" data-event-click="{"pattern":"CNEInterludeEmbed"}" data-in-view="{"pattern":"CNEInterludeEmbed"}" data-include-experiments="true" style="box-sizing: content-box; overflow: hidden; height: 0px; transition: height; font-family: TNYAdobeCaslonPro, "Times New Roman", Times, serif; font-size: 21px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; margin: 21px auto; max-width: 550px;"><figure data-testid="cne-interlude-container" class="VideoFigure-eayQIa jZXcM" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 1rem 0px; clear: both; text-align: center; border-width: 1px 0px; border-style: solid; --border-color__token-name: colors.consumption.body.standard.divider; border-color: rgb(229, 229, 229); padding: 1rem 0px 0px;"><p class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ InterludeHeader-jpfboO iUEiRd jElyjS dVGmQa" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 0.5rem; --type-token: globalEditorial.context-primary; text-transform: uppercase; font-family: IrvinText, IrvinHeadingPro, Georgia, "Times New Roman", Times, serif; font-feature-settings: normal; line-break: auto; line-height: 1.333333em; font-size: 12px; overflow-wrap: normal; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); --color__token-name: colors.consumption.lead.standard.context-tertiary;"></p><a rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" aria-label="Opens in a new window" href="https://www.newyorker.com/video/watch/the-new-yorker-documentary-its-what-each-person-needs-comforting-the-loneliest-people-online" class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ BaseLink-eNWuiM InterludeTitleLink-cHlEVd iUEiRd stdEm cmLSpu kyAPDp" data-uri="9d3da4f4321f61b2accb07ebfe351ab8" style="box-sizing: border-box; cursor: pointer; --color__token-name: colors.interactive.base.light; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); transition: color 200ms; margin: 0px; --type-token: consumptionEditorial.body-core; font-feature-settings: normal; line-break: auto; line-height: 1.5em; overflow-wrap: normal; display: block; text-decoration-style: solid; text-decoration-color: currentcolor;"><p class="BaseWrap-sc-gjQpdd BaseText-ewhhUZ InterludeTitle-liWPgh iUEiRd gGcWXB iNrGZX" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 1rem 1rem; --type-token: consumptionEditorial.subhed-aux-secondary; font-family: NeutrafaceNewYorker, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-feature-settings: normal; line-break: auto; line-height: 1.2em; font-size: 20px; font-weight: 600; overflow-wrap: normal; color: rgb(102, 102, 102); --color__token-name: colors.consumption.lead.standard.context-tertiary;"></p></a><figure class="CneVideoEmbedFigure-kCfJjN jCfLby cne-video-embed" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 2.5rem auto;"><div data-testid="script-container" style="box-sizing: border-box;"><div class="cne-player-container" id="fa321f60-243b-e9b0-d599-5b04cf9ce2c" style="box-sizing: content-box; display: inline-block; height: 0px; padding-top: 263.25px; position: relative; transition: height 300ms ease-in-out; vertical-align: top; width: 468px;"><iframe frameborder="0" scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="true" msallowfullscreen="true" allowtransparency="true" title="Video Player" style="box-sizing: border-box; left: 0px; min-height: 100%; min-width: 100%; position: absolute; top: 0px; height: 1px !important; width: 1px !important;"></iframe></div></div></figure></figure></div><p class="paywall" style="box-sizing: border-box; font-family: TNYAdobeCaslonPro, "Times New Roman", Times, serif; font-size: 21px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;">Reminded that Donald J. Trump was, in fact, her father, she replied, “Huh. O.K., if you say so. I have to say that the name isn’t ringing a bell for me right now.”</p><p class="paywall" style="box-sizing: border-box; font-family: TNYAdobeCaslonPro, "Times New Roman", Times, serif; font-size: 21px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;">As for the inner workings of her father’s business, Ms. Trump testified that she had been too busy driving her own company into the ground to recall anything about his.</p><p class="paywall" style="box-sizing: border-box; font-family: TNYAdobeCaslonPro, "Times New Roman", Times, serif; font-size: 21px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;">According to one observer at the trial, Ms. Trump’s memory lapses were “concerning,” but “she still seemed sharper than Eric.”</p></div><br><br><div dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">http://www.MoscowCares.net</span></div><div><br></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><br></div><div>“A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met.”</div><div>- Roy E. 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