<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div dir="ltr">Courtesy of the <i>New Yorker Times . . . </i><div dir="ltr"><div dir="ltr"><div><br></div><div>—————————————————-</div><div><br></div><div><a href="https://link.newyorker.com/click/31204106.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" target="_blank" rel="noopener" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; box-sizing: border-box; caret-color: rgb(18, 18, 18); font-family: Georgia, Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: 12px; text-decoration: none; color: rgb(18, 18, 18);"><span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 38px;">Dominion Trial Delayed Five Hours While Fox Anchors Apply Makeup</span></a></div><div><br></div><div><div class="article-content" style="font-style: inherit; font-variant-caps: inherit; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin: auto auto 40px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: 21px; line-height: 1.4; font-family: "TNY Adobe Caslon Pro"; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-variant-alternates: inherit; font-variant-ligatures: inherit; font-variant-numeric: inherit; font-variant-east-asian: inherit; font-variant-position: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; 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font-variant-ligatures: inherit; font-variant-numeric: inherit; font-variant-east-asian: inherit; font-variant-position: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; vertical-align: baseline;"><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin: auto auto 20px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; font-style: inherit; font-variant-caps: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-family: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-variant-alternates: inherit; font-variant-ligatures: inherit; font-variant-numeric: inherit; font-variant-east-asian: inherit; font-variant-position: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; vertical-align: baseline;">WILMINGTON, DELAWARE (<a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; font-style: inherit; font-variant-caps: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-family: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-variant-alternates: inherit; font-variant-ligatures: inherit; font-variant-numeric: inherit; font-variant-east-asian: inherit; font-variant-position: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);">The Borowitz Report</a>)—Fox News Channel’s much anticipated defamation trial was unexpectedly delayed after the network’s anchors required five hours to have their makeup done.</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin: auto auto 20px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; font-style: inherit; font-variant-caps: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-family: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-variant-alternates: inherit; font-variant-ligatures: inherit; font-variant-numeric: inherit; font-variant-east-asian: inherit; font-variant-position: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; vertical-align: baseline;">Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity, both expected to testify during the proceedings, were behind closed doors having what was described as “several substantial coats” of foundation, bronzer, and blush slathered onto their faces.</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin: auto auto 20px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; font-style: inherit; font-variant-caps: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-family: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-variant-alternates: inherit; font-variant-ligatures: inherit; font-variant-numeric: inherit; font-variant-east-asian: inherit; font-variant-position: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; vertical-align: baseline;">Judge Eric Davis called the delay “unacceptable,” reminding Fox’s attorneys that the trial was not even being televised.</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin: auto auto 20px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; font-style: inherit; font-variant-caps: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-family: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-variant-alternates: inherit; font-variant-ligatures: inherit; font-variant-numeric: inherit; font-variant-east-asian: inherit; font-variant-position: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; vertical-align: baseline;">But Dan Webb, Fox’s lead attorney, argued that, without their makeup, “Mr. Hannity and Mr. Carlson would be totally unrecognizable to the jury.”</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; margin: auto auto 20px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; font-style: inherit; font-variant-caps: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-family: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-kerning: inherit; font-variant-alternates: inherit; font-variant-ligatures: inherit; font-variant-numeric: inherit; font-variant-east-asian: inherit; font-variant-position: inherit; font-feature-settings: inherit; font-optical-sizing: inherit; font-variation-settings: inherit; vertical-align: baseline;">The trial suffered yet another delay when the anchors finally entered the courtroom and three jurors passed out from hair-spray fumes.</p></div></div></div></div><div>—————————————————-<br><br><div dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">http://www.MoscowCares.net</span></div><div><br></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><br></div><div>“A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met.”</div><div>- Roy E. 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