<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">America Is a Gun</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Author unknown<br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"></span><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">England is a cup of tea.</span><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">France, a wheel of ripened brie.</span><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Greece, a short, squat olive tree.</span><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">America is a gun.</span><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Brazil is a football on the sand.</span><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Argentina, Maradona’s hand.</span><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Germany, an oompah band.</span><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">America is a gun.</span><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Holland is a wooden shoe.</span><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Hungary, a goulash stew.</span><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Australia, a kangaroo.</span><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">America is a gun.</span><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Japan is a thermal spring.</span><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Scotland is a highland fling.</span><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Oh, better to be anything</span><br style="box-sizing: inherit; caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(55, 55, 55); color: rgb(55, 55, 55); font-family: "Source Sans Pro", sans-serif; font-size: 18px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">than America as a gun.</span></div><div><br></div>————————————————<br><br><div dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">http://www.MoscowCares.net</span></div><div><br></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><br></div><div>“A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met.”</div><div>- Roy E. 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