<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div dir="ltr">Courtesy of the New Yorker at:</div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-claims-that-biden-having-classified-documents-is-worse-because-he-reads?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Humor_011023&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&bxid=5bea112b3f92a40469640747&cndid=24494982&esrc=subscribe-page&utm_term=TNY_Humor">https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-claims-that-biden-having-classified-documents-is-worse-because-he-reads?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Humor_011023&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&bxid=5bea112b3f92a40469640747&cndid=24494982&esrc=subscribe-page&utm_term=TNY_Humor</a></div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr">————————————————</div><div dir="ltr"><div><h1 data-testid="ContentHeaderHed" class="BaseWrap-sc-UrHlS BaseText-fFrHpW ContentHeaderHed-kpDkgd boMZdO jCLxSV bxWbTA" style="box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 44.20000076293945px; margin: 20px 0px 0px; --type-token: consumptionEditorial.hed-standard; font-family: IrvinHeadingWeb, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-feature-settings: normal; line-break: auto; line-height: 1.130090495492055em; font-weight: 400; overflow-wrap: normal; transition-property: color, background, text-shadow; transition-duration: 0.2s; transition-timing-function: ease-in-out; cursor: unset; grid-column-start: 1; grid-column-end: span 8; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;">Trump Claims That Biden Having Classified Documents Is Worse Because He Reads</h1></div><div><br></div><div><p style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; box-sizing: border-box; margin-top: 0px;">PALM BEACH (<a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report" data-uri="ad590b1f995f8441e559e6d657f7d00b" style="box-sizing: border-box; cursor: pointer; --color__token-name: colors.interactive.base.light; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); transition: color 200ms ease 0s; line-height: inherit; text-decoration-line: underline;">The Borowitz Report</a>)—Donald J. Trump alleged that President Biden’s possession of classified documents from his Vice-Presidency is “way worse” than his own hoarding of top-secret materials at Mar-a-Lago because “Joe actually reads.”</p><p class="paywall" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; box-sizing: border-box;">“What would you rather have—classified documents in the hands of someone who reads, or someone who never reads?” Trump asked. “Hands down, the reader is way more dangerous.”</p><p class="paywall" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; box-sizing: border-box;">“The American people know that any documents are safe with me because I would never read even one word of them,” he said. “But Joe reads like a demon, and that’s what makes him so scary.</p><p class="paywall" style="box-sizing: border-box; font-family: TNYAdobeCaslonPro, "Times New Roman", Times, serif; font-size: 21px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;">“I call him Reading Joe,” the former President added.</p><p class="paywall" style="box-sizing: border-box; font-family: TNYAdobeCaslonPro, "Times New Roman", Times, serif; font-size: 21px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;">Trump urged that the Presidential and Vice-Presidential oaths of office be altered to include a promise “never to read anything” while in power.</p><p class="paywall" style="box-sizing: border-box; font-family: TNYAdobeCaslonPro, "Times New Roman", Times, serif; font-size: 21px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;">“When I was in the Oval Office, there was zero tolerance for reading—zero tolerance,” he said. “Now the White House is practically like a library, with everyone reading like crazy. This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”</p><div class="Container-inuIHp suLzc" data-event-boundary="click" data-event-click="{"pattern":"CNEInterludeEmbed"}" data-include-experiments="true" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; box-sizing: border-box;"><figure data-testid="cne-interlude-container" class="VideoFigure-hYQGPl jpXYQ" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 1rem 0px; clear: both; text-align: center; border-width: 1px 0px; border-style: solid; --border-color__token-name: colors.consumption.body.standard.divider; border-color: rgb(229, 229, 229); padding: 1rem 0px 0px; font-family: TNYAdobeCaslonPro, "Times New Roman", Times, serif; font-size: 21px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;"><p></p></figure></div></div><div><br></div>————————————————<br><br><div dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">http://www.MoscowCares.net</span></div><div><br></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><br></div><div>“A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met.”</div><div>- Roy E. 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