<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div dir="ltr"><span style="caret-color: rgb(51, 51, 51); color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Aleo, Georgia, serif; font-size: 2rem; -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;">Our Imperfect Dog</span><div dir="ltr"><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in; font-size: 11pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">by Cynthia Naspinski</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">We love our dog with all our hearts, </span></div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in; font-size: 11pt; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 18pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">But not so much her stinky farts.<br>Her doggy breath is less than fresh,<br>Yet we hug her nonetheless.<br><br>From barking she will not refrain.<br>The house and yard are her domain.<br>Park on the street or walk on past,<br>And you will likely cop a blast.<br><br>Meter readers, couriers,<br>Serve to make her furious.<br>Possums, lizards, neighbour's cat,<br>Will not be shown the welcome mat.<br><br>In the name of crime prevention,<br>Airspace gets the same attention.<br>We feel safe, it must be said,<br>From birds that dare fly overhead.<br><br>She wages war with the lawn mower,<br>Outdoor sweeper and leaf blower.<br>And switching on the vacuum cleaner <br>Won't bring out her best demeanour.<br><br>This causes some embarrassment,<br>This doggy form of harassment, <br>But she does provide protection,<br>And for that we feel affection.<br><br>Once introductions make the rounds,<br>Her friendliness, it knows no bounds.<br>Though not all guests are fully rapt<br>With thirty kilos on their lap.<br><br>Should you leave your nice warm chair,<br>On your return you'll find her there.<br>And when she's urged to please vacate,<br>She'll turn into a limp, dead weight.<br><br>To baths she has a strong aversion,<br>Desperate to avoid immersion.<br>Yet she'll display her dive technique <br>In any muddy pond or creek!<br><br>We give her scratches, make her smile.<br>Give an inch, she'll take a mile.<br>Stop and she'll demand still more,<br>Prodding you with paw and claw.<br><br>"She's got character!" we all say.<br>At times it's just a nicer way<br>Of saying she's our problem child,<br>Kinda crazy, kinda wild.<br><br>For all her faults we love her dearly <br>And in turn she loves us clearly.<br>She's our funny, gorgeous girl.<br>We wouldn't trade for all the world.</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><br></div>—————————————————<br><br><div dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/">http://www.moscowcares.com/</a></div><div><br></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div></div><div><br></div><div>“A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met.”</div><div>- Roy E. Stolworthy</div><div></div></div></div></div></body></html>