<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><p style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; margin: 0px 0px 6px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: rgb(29, 33, 41);"><b>"If I Only Had a Gun"</b> (words by Leonard Pitts Jr.)</p><p style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; margin: 0px 0px 6px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: rgb(29, 33, 41);"><br>(Sung to the tune "If I Only Had a Heart" from the Wizard of Oz)</p><p style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; margin: 6px 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, ".SFNSText-Regular", sans-serif; caret-color: rgb(29, 33, 41); color: rgb(29, 33, 41);">"When a man's an empty holster, no courage does he bolster<br>No confidence is won<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: inherit;"><br>What a difference he'd be makin', he could finally stop his quakin'<br>If he only had a gun<br>He could stand a little straighter with that ultimate persuader<br>And wouldn't that be fun?<br>He could put an end to static with a semiautomatic<br>If he only had a gun<br>Can't you see, how it would be?<br>Woe would avoid his door<br>The crazy guy would pass him by<br>Or else he'd shoot - and shoot some more<br>Oh, the shootin' he'd be doin', and all the ballyhooin'<br>The way the folks would run<br>His life would be so merry in a world of open carry<br>If he only had a gun."</span></p></div>———————————<br><br><div dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><br></div></div></body></html>