<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div dir="ltr"><span></span></div><div dir="ltr"><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><div><div><b>“His Trusty Sharpie Pen”</b> by Calvin Trillin, Deadline Poet</div><div><br></div><div>Mistaken on the path the storm might take, </div><div>Unable to acknowledge a mistake,</div><div>He got a map of Dorian, and then</div><div>He fixed it with his trusty Sharpie pen.</div><div><br></div><div>So, soon will he show pictures of his wall, </div><div>Which stretches now not many miles at all, </div><div>And, using this same strategy again, </div><div>Extend it with his trusty Sharpie pen?</div><div><br></div><div>Will he—for Kim, to whom he’s been attracted— </div><div>Show photos that have missiles all redacted? </div><div>With ink will he display Afghanistan</div><div>As if we’ve disappeared the Taliban? </div><div><br></div><div>Will he, this most duplicitous of men, </div><div>Now weaponize his trusty Sharpie pen?</div></div><div><br></div>———————————————<br><br><div id="AppleMailSignature" dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">“You’re a Mean One, Mr. Trump”</span></div><div><a href="http://www.tomandrodna.com/MoscowCares/Songs/Donald_Trump/Youre_a_Mean_One_Mr_Trump.mp3" style="caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.tomandrodna.com/MoscowCares/Songs/Donald_Trump/Youre_a_Mean_One_Mr_Trump.mp3</font></a></div></div><div><br></div></div></div></body></html>