<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div dir="ltr"><span></span></div><div dir="ltr"><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><div><div><b>“The Race” </b></div><div>By 14-year-old Owen Pallenberg</div><div><br></div><div>A man and a woman were running a race.</div><div>The man dressed in red with a very orange face,</div><div>And the woman dressed in blue with a pantsuit and a briefcase.</div><div>The race was much longer than a dash, mile or marathon,</div><div>And to many Americans it felt like it went on and on.</div><div>This was a race of old and new ideas and one thought,</div><div>And so the race started with the sound of a gunshot.</div><div>The woman dressed in blue was off to a great start,</div><div>She was gaining support and was eager to do her part.</div><div>However the man in the red was racist and sexist I’m sure you would agree,</div><div>He even said he wanted to grab a woman by her…</div><div>As the competitors turned the corner you got a glimpse of the fans,</div><div>And you could hear in the distance a chant about a man with small hands.</div><div>He claimed his hands and feet were quite big,</div><div>All while having a bright orange spray tan and a big yellow wig.</div><div>About halfway through the race the man was falling behind,</div><div>And the supporters of the woman were happy to have saved mankind.</div><div>As the competitors were nearing the finish line,</div><div>The people in blue were already celebrating and drinking their wine.</div><div>The woman approached the finish with a big, wide grin,</div><div>But then something happened that seemed to be the work of Vladimir Putin.</div><div>The woman fell down and lost her lead,</div><div>The win began to feel a lot less guaranteed.</div><div>The man hurdled over her body and crossed the finish,</div><div>And we all knew our Nation’s reputation would certainly diminish.</div><div>The man had somehow done it, he actually won,</div><div>The supporters in blue sat in shock and ceased all of their fun.</div><div>The man was apparently going to Make America Great Again with his campaign,</div><div>And the woman was depressed and had to put away her celebratory champagne</div><div>The results of this race tore apart our land,</div><div>As millions of Muslims were immediately banned.</div><div>This man can do absolutely no good,</div><div>Except run his mouth and claim he was just misunderstood.</div><div>The man has stated “we need global warming” for all to hear,</div><div>Which has made me quite certain that the end is near.</div><div>He has called women ugly and fat,</div><div>Which has left me wondering how he could have won the race and done all that.</div><div>After insulting and making fun of men and women nationwide,</div><div>I’ve become mortified, horrified, and have lost my American pride.</div><div>Every time he talks or makes a speech,</div><div>All I can say is impeach, impeach, impeach.</div><div>Impeach, impeach, impeach.</div></div><div><br></div>———————————————-<br><br><div dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">“You’re a Mean One, Mr. Trump”</span></div><div><a href="http://www.tomandrodna.com/MoscowCares/Songs/Donald_Trump/Youre_a_Mean_One_Mr_Trump.mp3">http://www.tomandrodna.com/MoscowCares/Songs/Donald_Trump/Youre_a_Mean_One_Mr_Trump.mp3</a></div><div><br></div></div></div></body></html>