<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div dir="ltr"><span></span></div><div dir="ltr">Cousy of the Marine Corps Times at:</div><div dir="ltr"><br></div><div dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2019/09/04/intoxicated-marine-breaks-into-home-and-cooks-meal-tells-alarmed-homeowner-to-go-back-to-sleep/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Army%20DNR%2009-05-19&utm_term=Editorial%20-%20Army%20-%20Daily%20News%20Roundup">https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2019/09/04/intoxicated-marine-breaks-into-home-and-cooks-meal-tells-alarmed-homeowner-to-go-back-to-sleep/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Army%20DNR%2009-05-19&utm_term=Editorial%20-%20Army%20-%20Daily%20News%20Roundup</a><br><div><br></div><div>———————————————</div><div><br></div><div><h1 itemprop="name" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 10px; font-size: 36px; font-family: "PT Serif", serif; line-height: 40px; -webkit-font-kerning: normal; letter-spacing: -0.03em; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;">Intoxicated Marine breaks into home and cooks meal, tells alarmed homeowner to ‘go back to sleep’</h1></div><div><br></div><div><div>Not every day does a champion emerge to match the exploits of the infamous Florida Man, but on Tuesday, Florida Marine volunteered as tribute.</div><div><br></div><div>Nineteen-year-old Marine Gavin Crim reportedly broke into a Dunedin, Florida, home just after 4 a.m. Tuesday, and immediately set out in hurriedly exercising his perceived right to satisfying hunger pangs at any cost.</div><div><br></div><div>Crim eventually was confronted by the weary homeowner, who was unsurprisingly alarmed to discover a stranger going full-blown Gordon Ramsay in his kitchen, according to a CBS 17 report.</div><div><br></div><div>But the considerate Marine, understanding the importance of eight hours of rest, told the owner to “go back to sleep.”</div><div><br></div><div>The homeowner did not comply with the inebriated REM-sleep enthusiast, responding instead by threatening to call the police, prompting Crim to make a break for a life of freedom and a partially empty belly.</div><div><br></div><div>The classic dine and dash.</div><div><br></div><div>Police discovered the hungry Crim, whose name happens to be 50 percent “criminal,” unsuccessfully hiding in a wooded, swampy area adjacent to the property.</div><div><br></div><div>He was subsequently arrested and booked by the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office on felony charges of burglary in an occupied dwelling, CBS reported.</div><div><br></div><div>Police would not specify what Crim had for dinner.</div></div><div><br></div><div>———————————————<br><br><div id="AppleMailSignature" dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><br></div></div></div></div></body></html>