<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div dir="ltr"><span></span></div><div dir="ltr"><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><div><font color="#000000"><span style="caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b>“Who Nose”</b> by Alan Balter<br><br>Some are as long as hoses<br>You buy at a garden store.<br>Mine can be used to smell roses<br>From a couple of miles or more.<br><br>In case you haven't guessed it,<br>It's noses I'm talking about here,<br>And although I've never expressed it<br>As for mine, it's unique, I fear.<br><br>On a night that's humid and warm<br>You'd be impressed I'd bet.<br>Stand under my nose in a thunderstorm.<br>Chances are you won't get wet.<br><br>Yesterday I had someone to meet.<br>The cab drive was the worst.<br>The driver dropped me at Eighth Street.<br>But my nose went on 'til First.<br><br>Then a jet plane we boarded<br>Me and my nose, it was neat.<br>I really couldn't afford it<br>'Cause we needed an extra seat.<br><br>For handkerchiefs, it's really rough.<br>It's hard to know what to do.<br>A small white cloth isn't enough,<br>So I use a bedsheet or two.<br><br>Perhaps I shouldn't be complaining.<br>Who knows where things went wrong?<br>Certainly I should be abstaining<br>From sticking it where it doesn't belong.</span></font></div><div><font color="#000000"><span style="caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></font></div>———————————————<br><br><div id="AppleMailSignature" dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><br></div></div></div></body></html>