<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto">Courtesy of today’s (June 23, 2019) Lewiston Tribune with special thanks to A. (Aaron) C. Ament.<div><br></div><div>———————————————-</div><div><br></div><div><div><b>In praise of bone spurs</b></div><div><br></div><div>We near our nation’s most sacred day. The Fourth of July is a day to remember the true heroes of our nation’s birth.</div><div><br></div><div>They are the men and women who were forced to stay home with self-diagnosed bone spurs. Unable to serve a nation struggling to be born by bearing arms against the common foe, these brave, selfless heroes faced off against the Devil’s Pox in taverns across the colonies.</div><div><br></div><div>Their sacrifice should be remembered and recognized fittingly on this, our most sacred day.</div><div><br></div><div>A.C. Ament</div><div>Moscow</div></div><div><br></div><div>———————————————<br><br><b><i><u>Crank it up for . . .</u></i></b><br><br>“I Got Spurs That Jingle, Jangle, Jingle”</div><div><a href="http://www.tomandrodna.com/MoscowCares/Songs/Donald_Trump/I_Got_Spurs_That_Jingle_Jangle_Jingle.mp3">http://www.tomandrodna.com/MoscowCares/Songs/Donald_Trump/I_Got_Spurs_That_Jingle_Jangle_Jingle.mp3</a><br><br><div dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">“You’re a Mean One, Mr. Trump”</span></div><div><a href="http://www.tomandrodna.com/MoscowCares/Songs/Donald_Trump/Youre_a_Mean_One_Mr_Trump.mp3">http://www.tomandrodna.com/MoscowCares/Songs/Donald_Trump/Youre_a_Mean_One_Mr_Trump.mp3</a></div><div><br></div></div></div></body></html>