<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div dir="ltr"><span></span></div><div dir="ltr"><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><div><div><b>“A Thing About Hair”</b> by Brian A. Bendall</div><div><br></div><div>I've looked all over, but I don't know where</div><div>I got stuck with all this hair.</div><div>Some hair's where there once was none!</div><div>I must have more than anyone!</div><div><br></div><div>Hair on my head and hair on my toes,</div><div>Near and on and up my nose.</div><div>Hair in my ears and hair on my face.</div><div>That gosh darn hair's all over the place!</div><div><br></div><div>I got hair on my hands and on my hips,</div><div>Around my eyes and on my lips.</div><div>My tongue, my back, my chest and neck.</div><div>How can I keep this hair in check?!</div><div><br></div><div>It's under my arms, on top of 'em, too.</div><div>Around my tummy, but what can I do?!</div><div>My ankles, fingers, elbows, knees!</div><div>"Give me a razor, will ya, please?!"</div><div><br></div><div>So tell me why! Is there a reason?</div><div>Maybe I'm in werewolf season!</div><div>Or maybe I'm a nice gorilla,</div><div>Bigfoot, bear or huge chinchilla!</div><div><br></div><div>Or maybe I'm a cute alpaca,</div><div>Or a racka... or Chewbacca!!</div><div>But one thing puts my mind at ease;</div><div>At least I don't have any fleas!!</div><div><br></div><div>So now, while looking in the mirror,</div><div>I see myself a little clearer.</div><div>A lot of hair is what I see.</div><div>"OMG!... It's really me!"</div><div><br></div><div>Know what? I like it, after all!</div><div>It cushions me if I should fall!</div><div>I know it may look awfully wild,</div><div>But better once I've had it styled.</div><div><br></div><div>A body perm might fill the bill</div><div>And really test a stylist's skill.</div><div>A dye job, too, would be attractive,</div><div>But that might be over reactive.</div><div><br></div><div>So, at the dresser's I will note,</div><div>"No, it's not a furry coat!</div><div>It's just my hair!" I'll say to him,</div><div>"Do your best, please... just a trim." </div></div><div><br></div>———————————————<br><br><div dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">“You’re a Mean One, Mr. Trump”</span></div><div><a href="http://www.tomandrodna.com/MoscowCares/Songs/Donald_Trump/Youre_a_Mean_One_Mr_Trump.mp3">http://www.tomandrodna.com/MoscowCares/Songs/Donald_Trump/Youre_a_Mean_One_Mr_Trump.mp3</a></div><div><br></div></div></div></body></html>