<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><div><b>“Welcome Herman Cain” </b>by Calvin Trillin, Deadline Poet</div><div><br></div><div>The late-night comics make it plain</div><div>They’re thrilled to have back Herman Cain— </div><div>Reminding us of days more sane,</div><div>When folks like Herman would campaign </div><div>For posts we knew they’d not obtain— </div><div>Existing just to entertain,</div><div>Not win by fluke, and therefore gain</div><div>The White House for a four-year reign</div><div>That pulls the country down the drain.</div></div><div><br></div>———————————————<br><br><div dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div> </div></div></body></html>