<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><div><b>“Trump’s Justification for Giving His Son-in-Law a Security Clearance”</b></div><div>By Calvin Trillin, Deadline Poet</div><div><br></div><div>A clearance for Jared’s an absolute must.</div><div>Though he might be lacking the CIA’s trust, </div><div>Restrictions on Jared just had to surcease,</div><div>For Jared alone can bring Middle East peace.</div><div>In dealmaking talent, you’d have to agree,</div><div>There’s no one who’s better—except, of course, me.</div></div><div><br></div>———————————————<br><br><div dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><br></div></div></body></html>