<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><div><b>“Sneezles”</b> by A. A. Milne</div><div><br></div><div>Christopher Robin </div><div>Had wheezles</div><div>And sneezles,</div><div>They bundled him </div><div>Into </div><div>His bed.</div><div>They gave him what goes</div><div>With a cold in the nose,</div><div>And some more for a cold</div><div>In the head.</div><div>They wondered</div><div>If wheezles</div><div>Could turn</div><div>Into measles,</div><div>If sneezles </div><div>Would turn</div><div>Into mumps;</div><div>They examined his chest</div><div>For a rash,</div><div>And the rest</div><div>Of his body for swellings and lumps.</div><div>They sent for some doctors</div><div>In sneezles</div><div>And wheezles</div><div>To tell them what ought</div><div>To be done.</div><div>All sorts and conditions</div><div>Of famous physicians</div><div>Came hurrying round</div><div>At a run.</div><div>They all made a note</div><div>Of the state of his throat,</div><div>They asked if he suffered from thirst;</div><div>They asked if the sneezles</div><div>Came after the wheezles,</div><div>Or if the first sneezle</div><div>Came first.</div><div>They said, "If you teazle</div><div>A sneezle</div><div>Or wheezle,</div><div>A measle</div><div>May easily grow.</div><div>But humour or pleazle</div><div>The wheezle</div><div>Or sneezle,</div><div>The measle </div><div>Will certainly go."</div><div>They expounded the reazles </div><div>For sneezles</div><div>And wheezles,</div><div>The manner of measles</div><div>When new.</div><div>They said "If he freezles</div><div>In draughts and in breezles,</div><div>Then PHTHEEZLES</div><div>May even ensue."</div><div><br></div><div>Christopher Robin</div><div>Got up in the morning,</div><div>The sneezles had vanished away.</div><div>And the look in his eye</div><div>Seemed to say to the sky,</div><div>"Now, how to amuse them to-day?”</div></div><div><br></div>——————————————-<br><br><div dir="ltr"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div> </div></div></body></html>