<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto">Begin forwarded message:<br><div dir="ltr"><br></div><blockquote type="cite"><div dir="ltr"><b>From:</b> The Borowitz Report <<a href="mailto:NewYorker@newsletter.newyorker.com">NewYorker@newsletter.newyorker.com</a>><br><b>Date:</b> December 24, 2018 at 6:33:43 AM PST<br><b>To:</b> <a href="mailto:thansen@moscow.com">thansen@moscow.com</a><br><b>Subject:</b> <b>ADV: Melania’s Holiday Letter</b><br><b>Reply-To:</b> <a href="mailto:NewYorker@newsletter.newyorker.com">NewYorker@newsletter.newyorker.com</a><br><br></div></blockquote><blockquote type="cite"><div dir="ltr">
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