<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><div><b>“Depressing White House Personnel News” </b>by Calvin Trillin, Deadline Poet</div><div><br></div><div>The cable-news folks never tire</div><div>Of wondering who Trump will fire.</div><div>Will Kelly’s tries at saying no</div><div>Mean he will be the next to go?</div><div>Will Pruitt’s graft at long last force</div><div>A flight back home—first class, of course? </div><div>Trump’s universe is not diverse:</div><div>The new guy’s almost always worse</div></div><div><br></div>———————————————-<br><br><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div> </div></div></body></html>