<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><b>“Trump Interprets the Nunes Memo as Total Vindication” </b></div><div>By Calvin Trillin, Deadline Poet</div><div><br></div><div>It has proven this whole Russia probe is a hoax.</div><div>Yes, it shows that I’m totally innocent, folks.</div><div>I’m delighted it clears me, as I have been hoping,</div><div>Of the falsehoods that I, in the past, did some groping. </div><div>And it proves, without doubt, that I didn’t miscall </div><div>My inaugural crowd as the largest of all.</div><div>Yes, it vindicates me, showing evidence I’ve</div><div>Been correct on the guilt of the Central Park Five. </div><div>(Though the DNA showed that they weren’t even there, </div><div>I have said, nonetheless, they should all get the chair.) </div><div>And it proves, as I said long ago to my base,</div><div>That Obama was born in some dark shithole place.</div><div>So this memo’s release caused in me pure elation, </div><div>’Cause there’s nothing so sweet as complete vindication.</div><div><br></div><div>———————————————</div><br><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><br></div></div></body></html>