<div dir="ltr"><div>Maybe you mean this should be a Borowitz report, given the absurdity of such an attempt, but this is legitimate though old news from July 12, 2017:</div><div><br></div><div><a href="http://www.latimes.com/politics/essential/la-pol-ca-essential-politics-updates-rep-brad-sherman-just-introduced-1499883664-htmlstory.html">http://www.latimes.com/politics/essential/la-pol-ca-essential-politics-updates-rep-brad-sherman-just-introduced-1499883664-htmlstory.html</a></div><div><br></div><div>July 12, 2017, 12:36 p.m. </div><h2 class="gmail-lb-card-headline"> Rep. Brad Sherman introduces articles of impeachment against Trump </h2><div class="gmail-lb-card-headline">Sherman, an 11-term Democrat who represents part of the San Fernando Valley, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/politics/essential/la-pol-ca-essential-politics-updates-this-l-a-congressman-knows-trump-won-t-1497294815-htmlstory.html"><font color="#4591b8">was the first to draft and circulate articles of impeachment</font></a> last month. He formally introduced the measure, HR 438, on the House floor Wednesday afternoon.</div><div class="gmail_extra">---------------------------------------</div><div class="gmail_extra">Vision2020 Post: Ted Moffett</div><div class="gmail_extra"><br></div><div class="gmail_quote">On Wed, Oct 11, 2017 at 8:35 PM, Scott Dredge <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:scooterd408@hotmail.com" target="_blank">scooterd408@hotmail.com</a>></span> wrote:</div><div class="gmail_quote"><br></div><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0.8ex;padding-left:1ex;border-left-color:rgb(204,204,204);border-left-width:1px;border-left-style:solid">
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<div>On Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 5:47:00 PM PDT, Tom Hansen <<a href="mailto:thansen@moscow.com" target="_blank">thansen@moscow.com</a>> wrote:
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<div>Courtesy of the U.S. Congress at:
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Impeaching Donald John Trump, President of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors.</p>
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<span class="gmail-m_670313572755042915ydpa8df9a23yiv4475930788lbexSimplecap">July 12, 2017</span></div>
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Mr. <span class="gmail-m_670313572755042915ydpa8df9a23yiv4475930788lbexSimplecap">Sherman</span> (for himself and Mr. <span class="gmail-m_670313572755042915ydpa8df9a23yiv4475930788lbexSimplecap">Al Green </span>of Texas) submitted the following resolution; which was referred to the Committee on the Judiciary</p>
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Impeaching Donald John Trump, President of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors.</p>
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<em>Resolved, </em><a id="gmail-m_670313572755042915ydpa8df9a23yiv4475930788HB3C3B4F346644B988ACD66FF5E03EEC6" style="color:rgb(51,102,204);text-decoration:underline"></a>That Donald John Trump, President of the United States, is impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors and that
the following article of impeachment be exhibited to the United States Senate:<a id="gmail-m_670313572755042915ydpa8df9a23yiv4475930788H9CB536705E844FF28CA1760ABB65A6C9" style="color:rgb(51,102,204);text-decoration:underline"></a></p>
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Article of impeachment exhibited by the House of Representatives of the United States of America in the name of itself and of the people of the United States of America, against Donald John Trump, President of the United States of America, in maintenance and
support of its impeachment against him for high crimes and misdemeanors.</p>
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ARTICLE I</p>
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In his conduct while President of the United States, Donald John Trump, in violation of his constitutional oath faithfully to execute the office of President of the United States and, to the best of his ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution
of the United States, and in violation of his constitutional duty to take care that the laws be faithfully executed, has prevented, obstructed and impeded the administration of justice during a Federal investigation in that:</p>
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Knowing that Federal law enforcement authorities were investigating possible criminal law violations of his former National Security Advisor, General Michael Flynn and knowing that Federal law enforcement authorities were conducting one or more investigations
into Russian state interference in the 2016 campaign for President of the United States, and that such investigation(s) included the conduct of his campaign personnel and associates acting on behalf of the campaign, to include the possible collusion by those
individuals with the Russian government, Donald John Trump sought to use his authority to hinder and cause the termination of such investigation(s) including through threatening, and then terminating, James Comey, who was until such termination the Director
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The pattern of behavior leading to the conclusion that he sought to cause the hindrance or termination of said investigation(s) include the following:<a id="gmail-m_670313572755042915ydpa8df9a23yiv4475930788H3C9DC343EAF64C3EAD8A9C6F43FE1AAB" style="color:rgb(51,102,204);text-decoration:underline"></a></p>
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(1) Requesting that the Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation curtail the investigation of the activities of General Michael Flynn under circumstances wherein it appeared that Director Comey might be terminated if he failed to adhere to such request.</p>
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(2) Making a determination to terminate the Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and only thereafter requesting that the Deputy Attorney General provide him with a memorandum detailing inadequacies in the Director’s performance of his duties.</p>
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(3) Despite offering differing rationales for the termination of the Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, admitted subsequently that the main reason for the termination was that the Director would not close or alter the investigation of matters
related to the involvement of Russia in the 2016 campaign for President of the United States.</p>
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(4) Stated that, once he had terminated the Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the pressure of said investigation had been significantly reduced.</p>
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In all of this, Donald John Trump has acted in a manner contrary to his trust as President and subversive of constitutional government, to the great prejudice of the cause of law and justice and to the manifest injury of the people of the United States.</p>
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Wherefore, Donald John Trump, by such conduct, warrants impeachment and trial, and removal from office.</p>
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