<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div>Courtesy of the <i>State of Texas House Bill 4260</i> at:</div><div><br></div><div><a href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/tlodocs/85R/billtext/pdf/HB04260I.pdf">http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/tlodocs/85R/billtext/pdf/HB04260I.pdf</a></div><div><br></div><div>-------------------------------</div><div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span> Sec.A173.010. FINES RELATED TO MASTURBATORY EMISSIONS. </div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span> Masturbatory emissions created in health or medical facilities will </div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span> be stored for the purposes of conception for a current or future </div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span> wife. </div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span> (a). Emissions outside of a woman’s vagina, or created </div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span> outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 </div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span> civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act </div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span> against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of </div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span> life. </div></div><div>-------------------------------</div><div><br></div><div>What's a boy to do?<br><br><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div> </div></div></div></body></html>