<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><div id="AppleMailSignature">“KellyAnne Conway’s Phantom Massacre”</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">By Calvin Trillin, Deadline Poet</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">She said the massacre at Bowling Green</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Was just the sort of terror we’ve been fearing. </div><div id="AppleMailSignature">And this she didn’t mention: At the scene</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Were Jersey Muslims by the thousands cheering.</div><div><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">---------------------------------</div><br><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><br></div></div></body></html>