<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><span></span></div><div><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><div>Courtesy of the <i>Duffel Blog</i> at:</div><div><br></div><div><a href="http://tinyurl.com/Obama-Hides-Nuclear-Codes" target="_blank" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">http://tinyurl.com/Obama-Hides-Nuclear-Codes</a></div><div><br></div><div>--------------------------------</div><div><br></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b>Obama still trying to find good hiding spot for nuclear codes</b><span style="box-sizing: border-box;"><br></span></span></div><div><br></div><div>WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama is still desperately searching for a good hiding spot for the nation’s nuclear codes, just hours before his successor is set to take the oath of office.</div><div><br></div><div>According to senior intelligence officials, the president has kept the secret codes for America’s nuclear arsenal at close hand in recent weeks, while repeatedly failing to find a place in the attic, in the back of a desk drawer, or in an unused closet that would prove difficult for the next president to find.</div><div><br></div><div>“I’ve tried everywhere,” Obama reportedly said, according to officials who were briefed on the president’s remarks. “The guy is going to be here in just a few hours. Where the hell am I going to put these things?”</div><div><br></div><div>Besides trying to hide the nuclear codes — which the president assured reporters was not the same combination of your luggage or ‘00000000‘ — Obama has also been busy trying to stash away top secret intelligence files, though President-elect Trump has not expressed much interest in reading them.</div><div><br></div><div>At press time, Obama was also placing his copy of ‘How to be President — for Dummies’ in his carry-on luggage. “He sure as hell isn’t getting my copy,” he said.</div></div><div><br></div><div>--------------------------------<br><br><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div> </div></div></div></div></body></html>