<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><div id="AppleMailSignature">An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">"Bartender! A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!"</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Everyone except the Jewish man receives a glass of premium scotch.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">The anti-semite looks over at the Jew with a smug grin. </div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">The Jew smiles back.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">The anti-semite loses his satisfied expression.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">"Bartender! Give everyone a drink of your finest, and a burger!" </div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">He looks directly at the Jew and adds, "Everyone except the Jew."</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">The Jewish man looks at the anti-semite, and smiles again.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Furious, the anti-semite says to the bartender, "Is that Jew just stupid or pretending to be?"</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"> </div><div id="AppleMailSignature">"Oh no, sir, he's the owner."</div><div><br></div><div>--------------------------------</div><br><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><br></div></div></body></html>