<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div>Courtesy of "A Child's First Book of Trump" . . .</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><b>"Americus Trumpus" </b>by Michael Ian Black and Marc Rosenthal</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">The beasty is called an Merican Trump.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Its skin is a bright orange, its figure is plump;</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Its fur so complex, you might get enveloped.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Its hands are, sadly, underdeveloped.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Now, where does it live? On flat-screen TVs!</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">It rushes toward every camera it sees.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">It thrives in the most contentious conditions</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">And excretes the most appalling emissions.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Its diet is cash, its friends all go-getters.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Its poop spells out "Trump" in ten-foot high letters!</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Trump this and Trump that, and Trump buildings and steaks.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Trump airplanes and clothing and several Trump mates.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Trump crap everywhere in a Trumpy Trump land.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">But don't call it crap. The Trump calls it a "brand".</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Yes, it can speak! Are you impressed?</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">You should be, because Trump's really the best.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">It says so if asked, and even if not.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">"I'm the best!" it declares in terms overwrought.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">"I have all the best words and all the best things!</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">My water is bottled from all the best springs.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">My wine is the best, and so is my brain.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">You wanna know why? Too bad! I'll explain."</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">(Here's where a Trump will go on at some length</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">On the size of its manhood and physical strength.)</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">When finally done with its speech, it will grin</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">And say, "Now I hope that you're ready to WIN!"</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">For winning is what a Trump loves to do best.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">"We'll be winning so much, you might get depressed."</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">"I've won each and every game that I've played.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Won every opinion I've ever conveyed.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Won every debate, no matter the topic.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">I once had a tie - I felt philanthropic."</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Making a deal? It has no superior!</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Building a wall? The rest are inferior.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">"My wall will be numero uno primero.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">I'll pay for it using another's dinero."</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">And there is the crux of the Americus Trumpus:</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">The swagger, the boasting, the oversized rump-us.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Its bluster's exceeded by total flamboyance.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">It even makes claims of having clairvoyance:</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">"I KNEW this would happen!" it says aplenty.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Its hindsight is clocked at twenty and twenty.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">So what should you do with a Trump running wild?</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">The answer is all up to you, my dear child.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Run away screaming? Or maybe you fight it?</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Reason and logic will only incite it.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">You can cover your ears or run up a tree,</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">But the best thing to do is . . . turn off your TV.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">FOR ALL THE Trump's astounding uniqueness,</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">It certainly has a curious weakness.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">A Trump loves to dine on hatred and violence;</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">It cannot endure a moment of silence.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">It's true! A Trump needs all of our noise to exist.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Without chaos, it shrinks to a sad, orange disc.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">So, should you stumble upon one in the wood,</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">I'm not sure what you'll do; I know what you should.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Don't respond to its brags, its taunts, or its jeers;</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">Ignoring a Trump is a Trump's biggest fear.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">But if that plan fails and it keeps coming forth,</div><div id="AppleMailSignature">I hear there's an absence of Trumps in the North.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">---------------------------------</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"There's room at the top they are telling you still.</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">But first you must learn how to smile as you kill,</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">If you want to be like the folks on the hill."</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">- John Lennon</span></div></div><div><br>On Sep 22, 2016, at 8:26 AM, Rose Huskey <<a href="mailto:rosejhuskey@gmail.com">rosejhuskey@gmail.com</a>> wrote:<br><br></div><blockquote type="cite"><div><span>Thanks so much for posting this Debi. It is unimaginable that any sentient</span><br><span>being could support Donald Trump. </span><br><span>Rose Huskey</span><br><span></span><br><span>-----Original Message-----</span><br><span>From: <a href="mailto:vision2020-bounces@moscow.com">vision2020-bounces@moscow.com</a> [<a href="mailto:vision2020-bounces@moscow.com">mailto:vision2020-bounces@moscow.com</a>]</span><br><span>On Behalf Of Debi Smith</span><br><span>Sent: Wednesday, September 21, 2016 9:18 PM</span><br><span>To: Moscow Vision 2020</span><br><span>Subject: [Vision2020] chump</span><br><span></span><br><span>Who is Donald Trump? just look:</span><br><span></span><br><span><a href="http://www.gq.com/story/176-reasons-donald-trump-shouldnt-be-president-olber">http://www.gq.com/story/176-reasons-donald-trump-shouldnt-be-president-olber</a></span><br><span>mann</span><br><span></span><br><span>Debi R-S</span><br><span></span><br><span>=======================================================</span><br><span> List services made available by First Step Internet, serving the</span><br><span>communities of the Palouse since 1994.</span><br><span> <a href="http://www.fsr.net">http://www.fsr.net</a></span><br><span> <a href="mailto:Vision2020@moscow.com">mailto:Vision2020@moscow.com</a></span><br><span>=======================================================</span><br><span></span><br><span></span><br><span></span><br><span>=======================================================</span><br><span> List services made available by First Step Internet,</span><br><span> serving the communities of the Palouse since 1994.</span><br><span> <a href="http://www.fsr.net">http://www.fsr.net</a></span><br><span> <a href="mailto:Vision2020@moscow.com">mailto:Vision2020@moscow.com</a></span><br><span>=======================================================</span><br></div></blockquote></body></html>