<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><div class="" data-block="true" data-editor="95f8o" data-offset-key="25tjm-0-0"><div data-offset-key="25tjm-0-0" class="_1mf _1mj" style="position: relative; direction: ltr;"><span data-offset-key="25tjm-0-0" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Trump Clinches Nomination" by Calvin Trillin, Deadline Poet</span></div></div><div class="" data-block="true" data-editor="95f8o" data-offset-key="f886g-0-0"><div data-offset-key="f886g-0-0" class="_1mf _1mj" style="position: relative; direction: ltr;"><span data-offset-key="f886g-0-0" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br data-text="true"></span></div></div><div class="" data-block="true" data-editor="95f8o" data-offset-key="44iri-0-0"><div data-offset-key="44iri-0-0" class="_1mf _1mj" style="position: relative; direction: ltr;"><span data-offset-key="44iri-0-0" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">The comics used to say of Trump,</span></div></div><div class="" data-block="true" data-editor="95f8o" data-offset-key="2cl1i-0-0"><div data-offset-key="2cl1i-0-0" class="_1mf _1mj" style="position: relative; direction: ltr;"><span data-offset-key="2cl1i-0-0" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">“His childish boasts, his hair, his money </span></div></div><div class="" data-block="true" data-editor="95f8o" data-offset-key="q9a9-0-0"><div data-offset-key="q9a9-0-0" class="_1mf _1mj" style="position: relative; direction: ltr;"><span data-offset-key="q9a9-0-0" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Will surely give us lots of laughs.”</span></div></div><div class="" data-block="true" data-editor="95f8o" data-offset-key="328jq-0-0"><div data-offset-key="328jq-0-0" class="_1mf _1mj" style="position: relative; direction: ltr;"><span data-offset-key="328jq-0-0" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">But now, alas, he’s not so funny.</span></div><div data-offset-key="328jq-0-0" class="_1mf _1mj" style="position: relative; direction: ltr;"><span data-offset-key="328jq-0-0" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div data-offset-key="328jq-0-0" class="_1mf _1mj" style="position: relative; direction: ltr;"><span data-offset-key="328jq-0-0" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">--------------------------------</span></div></div><br><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"There's room at the top they are telling you still.</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">But first you must learn how to smile as you kill,</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">If you want to be like the folks on the hill."</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">- John Lennon</span></div></div></body></html>