<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div>There is an Army sequel to this tale.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">It goes something like . . . </div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">There were three Army surgeons discussing who was easiest to operate on; a sergeant first class, a first sergeant, or a sergeant-major.</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">One surgeon states, "Sergeant first classes are easiest to operate on. They are so military. Their parts are numbered. Take them out by the numbers and put them in by the numbers."</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">The next surgeon claims, "First sergeants are easiest to operate on. They are so slick. Their parts slide out and slide in."</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">The third surgeon quips, "Sergeant-majors are clearly the easiest to operate on. They only have two moving parts . . . and they are interchangeable."</div><div id="AppleMailSignature"><br></div><div id="AppleMailSignature">---------------------------------<br><br><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"There's room at the top they are telling you still.</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">But first you must learn how to smile as you kill,</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">If you want to be like the folks on the hill."</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">- John Lennon</span></div></div><div><br>On Jan 30, 2016, at 5:19 AM, Tom Hansen <<a href="mailto:thansen@moscow.com">thansen@moscow.com</a>> wrote:<br><br></div><blockquote type="cite"><div><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><div><span></span></div><div><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Four engineers were arguing about what type of engineer God was. The mechanical engineer said "God had to be a mechanical engineer." He went on saying look at the human body, it's a marvel of engineering with all the levers and joints. He said we can't build a machine that is capable of as much beauty in motion as a ballerina. <br><br>The electrical engineer said "God must be an electrical engineer, just look at the amazing way humans control their bodies with electrical impulses conducted along the nerves. The other thing is the brain, it is essentially billions of electrical connections." <br><br>The chemical engineer spoke up and said "God must be a chemical engineer." He went on to say none of the motion would be possible without the amazing chemical processes that take in food and convert it to energy to move muscles and control it all with electro/chemical processes that operate the nerves and brain. <br><br>The civil engineer spoke up next saying only a civil engineer would put a waste disposal system in the middle of a recreational area.</span></div><div><br></div><div>--------------------------------<br><br><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div> </div></div></div></div></div></blockquote><blockquote type="cite"><div><span>=======================================================</span><br><span> List services made available by First Step Internet,</span><br><span> serving the communities of the Palouse since 1994.</span><br><span> <a href="http://www.fsr.net">http://www.fsr.net</a></span><br><span> <a href="mailto:Vision2020@moscow.com">mailto:Vision2020@moscow.com</a></span><br><span>=======================================================</span></div></blockquote></body></html>