<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div>Some things you jus' can't make up.</div><div><br></div><div>Courtesy of <i>Stars and Stripes</i> at:</div><div><br></div><div><a href="http://www.stripes.com/news/us/admiral-reprimanded-for-drunken-naked-escapade-at-florida-hotel-1.382612">http://www.stripes.com/news/us/admiral-reprimanded-for-drunken-naked-escapade-at-florida-hotel-1.382612</a></div><div><br></div><div>--------------------------------</div><div><h1 style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-weight: 400; font-size: 28px; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 7px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.2; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">Admiral reprimanded for drunken, naked escapade at Florida hotel</h1><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 11px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.3;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">The Navy announced Monday that it has reprimanded a two-star admiral for getting drunk and wandering naked around a Florida beachfront hotel while attending a conference with defense contractors.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 11px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.3;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Rear Adm. David F. Baucom, the director of strategy and policy at the U.S. Transportation Command, became so intoxicated at an upscale beachfront resort in April that he struck his head on a barstool, wet his pants and needed an escort back to his room, according to an investigative report by the Naval Inspector General.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 11px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.3;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">A few hours later, still in a haze, Baucom re-emerged from his room without any clothes on - as his door automatically locked behind him, the report states.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 11px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.3;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">As the admiral stumbled around the grounds of the Ponte Vedra Inn and Club desperately looking for a towel to wrap around his waist, he was spotted by two alarmed female guests who reported him to hotel security.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 11px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.3;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">After a disciplinary hearing last month, the Navy found Baucom guilty of disorderly conduct and conduct unbecoming an officer. He has since been transferred from his post at U.S. Transportation Command and reassigned to the Pentagon, Navy officials said.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 11px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.3;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">In a statement, Baucom said he accepted "full responsibility and accountability for my actions." He also said that four doctors have concluded that his drinking that night was probably exacerbated by a heart problem that left him lightheaded, disoriented and confused.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 11px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.3;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"I have served the Navy for more than 34 years and am proud of our institution," Baucom added in his statement. "I deeply regret my actions caused discredit to the Navy I love."</span></p><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 11px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.3;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">In their report, Navy investigators acknowledged that Baucom was taking prescription medicine that might have made him dizzy or drowzy, but concluded there was "no question" that Baucom was drunk. They also said his naked wanderings around the resort grounds were "the product of his intoxication."</span></p><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 11px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.3;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Baucom is the fifth admiral or general to lose their job or get punished by the armed forces for alcohol-related behavior in the past two years.</span></p><div class="ndn_embed ndn_embedding ndn_embedContainer ndn-widget-embed-2 ndn_embedded" id="ndn-video-inside-story" data-config-distributor-id="92012" style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: auto; padding: 0px; position: relative; z-index: 1;"></div><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 11px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.3;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Baucom told Navy investigators that he had been drinking wine, whiskey and gin while attending a dinner for the National Defense Transportation Association's Transportation Advisory Board.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 11px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.3;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">He said he didn't feel the effects of the alcohol until he was sitting at a hotel bar and it suddenly hit him "like a ton of bricks," according to the inspector general's report.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 11px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.3;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Security video at the hotel bar recorded Baucom falling down and striking his head on a barstool shortly after midnight. He got up, stumbled a few steps and collapsed again, falling head first into the back of a couch. A hotel bellman had to help him to his room.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 11px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.3;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Baucom said he woke up from a deep sleep a few hours later so he could go to the bathroom. Instead, he somehow found himself locked out of his room without any clothes on, which led him to stumble around the hotel grounds in search of a towel.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 11px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.3;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Although Baucom said there was much he didn't remember about his actions that night, he clearly recalled why he wasn't wearing any clothes.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 11px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.3;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">He had failed to pack his pajamas because he was concerned about the weight of his luggage and "did not want to pay the extra $25 for a 2nd bag," according to an email he sent a colleague a few days later.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; margin: 0px 0px 11px; padding: 0px; line-height: 1.3;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Lesson learned," he concluded. "I'll pack my PJs next time."</span></p></div><div>--------------------------------<br><br><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"There's room at the top they are telling you still.</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">But first you must learn how to smile as you kill,</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">If you want to be like the folks on the hill."</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">- John Lennon</span></div></div></div></body></html>