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<td align="center" style="color: #060; font-size: 18px; line-height: 1.4em; font-family: Georgia, serif;"><a href="http://app.info.americanpublicmediagroup.org/e/er?utm_campaign=APM%20PHC%20JOTD%2020151031%20Email&utm_medium=email&utm_source=Eloqua&utm_content=Today%27s%20Joke%3a%20What%27s%20the%20difference%20between%20a%20...%20%3f&s=1715082578&lid=22550&elq=66c2181e18bb4b63a061e518e05f76a3&elqaid=18415&elqat=1&elqTrackId=b6eff6ed28de4b19983d01442a92dacd"><img class="col_2-img" src="cid:(null)" alt="Pretty Good Joke of the Day" style="display: block;" width="600" height="140" align="center" border="0"></a> <strong>from A Prairie Home Companion<sup style="font-size:12px;">®</sup></strong><br>
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