<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div>Begin forwarded message:</div><div><br></div><blockquote type="cite"><div><b>From:</b> "A Prairie Home Companion" <<a href="mailto:no-reply@americanpublicmedia.org">no-reply@americanpublicmedia.org</a>><br><b>Date:</b> September 18, 2015 at 12:49:20 AM PDT<br><b>To:</b> <a href="mailto:thansen@moscow.com">thansen@moscow.com</a><br><b>Subject:</b> <b>ADV: Today's Joke: An old rancher hears laughter and yelling coming from ...</b><br><b>Reply-To:</b> "A Prairie Home Companion" <<a href="mailto:no-reply@americanpublicmedia.org">no-reply@americanpublicmedia.org</a>><br><br></div></blockquote><blockquote type="cite">
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old rancher hears laughter and yelling coming from his stock tank. He looks out the window and sees a dozen young women skinny dipping. He picks up a bucket and goes down to the tank and all the ladies start hollering at him for being an old pervert for watching them swim in the nude. He told them that he could care less about them being naked, he just came down to feed the alligator.<img class="greenquotes" src="cid:(null)" width="28" height="24"> <br>
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