<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><span></span></div><div><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Courtesy of <i>Tickld</i> at:</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><a href="http://www.tickld.com/x/jaw/daughter-accidentally-finds-her-mother-having-an-affair?utm_source=tickld&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=affair&ts_pid=2&ts_pid=2&ts_pid=2">http://www.tickld.com/x/jaw/daughter-accidentally-finds-her-mother-having-an-affair?utm_source=tickld&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=affair&ts_pid=2&ts_pid=2&ts_pid=2</a></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">----------------------------------------</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Daughter accidentally finds her mother having an affair. Then her father calls . . .</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Hello?", "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" </span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." </span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." </span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." </span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." </span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Okay Daddy, just a minute."</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked.</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." </span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">***Long Pause***</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Then Daddy says,</span></p><p class="chunky" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 1.7rem 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Swimming pool? .... Is this 486-5731?"</span></p><p class="chunky" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 1.7rem 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">----------------------------------------</span></p><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"There's room at the top they are telling you still.</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">But first you must learn how to smile as you kill,</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">If you want to be like the folks on the hill."</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">- John Lennon</span></div></div></body></html>