<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><span></span></div><div><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><div>It's not too early to mark your calendars. V-Peeps.</div><div><br></div><div><b>The Eighth Annual Intolerista Wingding </b></div><div>(with Roy Zimmerman, Jeanne McHale, and the Threat Level Purple Singers)</div><div><br></div><div>June 10, 2016 (Friday), 6 pm - 10 pm</div><div>The Great Room of Moscow's 1912 Center.</div><div><br></div><div>Refreshments on sale by D. Willy's Blues, Brews, and BBQ</div><div><br></div><div>Admission, as always, is FREE<br><br><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya there, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><br></div></div><div><br></div><blockquote type="cite"><div><b>From:</b> "Roy Zimmerman" <<a href="mailto:mailing-list@royzimmerman.com">mailing-list@royzimmerman.com</a>><br><b>Date:</b> August 6, 2015 at 11:03:36 PM PDT<br><b>To:</b> <a href="mailto:thansen@moscow.com">thansen@moscow.com</a><br><b>Subject:</b> <b>the Roy Zimmerman Newsletter - August 6, 2015</b><br><br></div></blockquote><blockquote type="cite"><div>
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<span style="font-size:18; color:#008;"><b>THE ROY ZIMMERMAN NEWSLETTER</b></span><br>
July 21, 2015</p>
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... and I learned:
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Democrats want to drive wedges into people.<br>
Our leaders are stupid losers.<br>
Jeb is short for Jebenezer.<br>
If you give money to a candidate, they owe you big time.<br>
We need to collect more telephone records from terrorists than from ordinary<br>
Americans(!)<br>
The purpose of the military is to kill people and blow things up. (See “terrorist.”)<br>
Ben Carson removed half the brain of one of his voters.<br>
The Supreme Court is not the Supreme Being.<br>
Roger Ailes is.<br>
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There was more to learn, I’m sure. Melanie and I will have to write a song about it. A circus song, right? We’ll try to post it to YouTube tomorrow.
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I do my best to make this newsletter appealing. For instance, I always try to justify what I type (to the Left, at least). But I’m aware that it arrives in some of your inboxes looking funny, with the text outside of its assigned box, with pictures missing, etc. If this is true for you, could I prevail upon you to send me a reply and tell me so?
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Better yet, tell me in person at one of these shows...
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New "The Faucet's on Fire!" shows are being booked by the minute. Please keep checking back with my <a href="http://www.royzimmerman.com/schedule.html">Schedule Page</a>, and if you've got an idea where I might play in your area, email us at <a href="mailto:meta4records@aol.com">meta4records@aol.com</a>.<br><br>
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Friday, Saturday and Sunday, August 7, 8 and 9 - 7:30 pm </b><br>
SAN FRANCISCO, CA</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire! - THREE NIGHTS!<br>
Macondray Hall<br>
UU Society of San Francisco<br>
1187 Franklin Street<br>
San Francisco, CA<br>
$18 or pay what you can<br><br>
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Sunday, August 16 - 11 am </b><br>
LOS ANGELES, CA</div>
Sunday Service<br>
First Unitarian Church of Los Angeles<br>
2936 W 8th St<br>
Los Angeles, CA<br><br>
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Sunday, August 16 - 7 pm </b><br>
SAN DIEGO, CA</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
Joyce Beers Uptown Community Center<br>
1270 Cleveland Avenue<br>
(next to Panera, please park underground)<br>
San Diego, CA<br>
$15 general / $10 students<br>
sponsored by the Humanist Association of San Diego<br><br>
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Monday, August 17 - 8 pm </b><br>
ALTADENA, CA</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
Coffee Gallery Backstage<br>
2029 N. Lake St<br>
Altadena, CA<br>
$18<br><br>
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Friday, August 21 - 7 pm </b><br>
LOS ANGELES, CA</div>
House Concert<br>
$15 suggested donation<br>
<a href="http://www.meetup.com/atheists-united/events/224401835/">details</a><br>
sponsored by Atheists United<br><br>
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Sunday, August 30 - 11 am </b><br>
KENSINGTON, CA</div>
Sunday Service<br>
UU Church of Berkeley<br>
1 Lawson Rd<br>
Kensington, CA<br><br>
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Thursday, September 10 - 7 pm </b><br>
BOISE, ID</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
Boise UU Fellowship<br>
6200 Garrett St<br>
Boise, ID<br>
$15 or pay what you can<br><br>
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Saturday, September 12 - 7 pm </b><br>
IDAHO FALLS, ID</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
Shilo Inn Convention Center<br>
780 Lindsay Blvd<br>
Idaho Falls, ID<br>
in conjunction with Idaho Falls Pride<br>
$15 suggested donation<br><br>
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Sunday, September 13 - 7 pm </b><br>
SALT LAKE CITY, UT</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
First Unitarian Church of Salt Lake City<br>
569 South 1300 East<br>
Salt Lake City, UT<br>
$18 or pay what you can<br><br>
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Wednesday, September 16 - 7:30 pm </b><br>
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
All Souls Unitarian Universalist Church<br>
730 N. Tejon St<br>
Colorado Springs, CO<br>
$18 or pay what you can<br><br>
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Saturday, September 19 - 7:30 pm </b><br>
LINCOLN, NE</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
The Unitarian Church of Lincoln<br>
6300 A St<br>
Lincoln, NE<br>
$18 or pay what you can<br><br>
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Wednesday, September 30 - 7 pm </b><br>
MIDDLEBURGH, NY</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
Middleburgh Public Library<br>
323 Main Street<br>
Middleburgh, NY<br>
$12<br><br>
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Friday, October 2 - 7:30 pm </b><br>
EXETER, NH</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
First UU Society of Exeter<br>
12 Elm St<br>
Exeter, NH<br>
$18 or pay what you can<br><br>
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Sunday, October 4 - 11 am </b><br>
BOSTON, MA</div>
Sunday Service<br>
Community Church of Boston<br>
565 Boylston St<br>
Boston, MA<br><br>
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Saturday, October 10 - 8 pm </b><br>
ROCKVILLE, MD</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
House Concert<br>
Moore Music<br>
RSVP - <a href="mailto:scott@mooremusic.org">scott@mooremusic.org</a><br>
$20 suggested donation<br><br>
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Sunday, October 11 </b><br>
LEWES, DE</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
UUs of Southern Delaware<br>
30486 Lewes-Georgetown Highway<br>
Lewes, DE<br>
details TBA<br><br>
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Tuesday, October 13 - 7 pm </b><br>
KESWICK, VA</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
House Concert<br>
$15<br>
reserv. and directions - <a href="mailto:lbenjamin34@gmail.com">lbenjamin34@gmail.com</a><br><br>
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Wednesday, October 14 - 7 pm </b><br>
CHARLESTON, WV</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
UU Church of Charleston<br>
520 Kanawha Blvd<br>
Charleston, WV<br>
$18 or pay what you can<br>
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Saturday, October 17 - 7:30 pm </b><br>
CORDOVA, TN</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
Neshoba UU Church<br>
7350 Raleigh Lagrange Rd<br>
Cordova, TN<br>
$15 suggested donation<br><br>
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Sunday, October 18 - 11 am </b><br>
CHATTANOOGA, TN</div>
Sunday Service<br>
UU Church of Chattanooga<br>
3224 Navajo Dr<br>
Chattanooga, TN<br><br>
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Sunday, October 18 - 7 pm </b><br>
CHATTANOOGA, TN</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
UU Church of Chattanooga<br>
3224 Navajo Dr<br>
Chattanooga, TN<br>
$18 or pay what you can<br><br>
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Thursday, October 22 - 7 pm </b><br>
LITTLE ROCK, AR</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
UU Church of Little Rock<br>
1818 Reservoir Rd<br>
Little Rock, AR<br>
$15<br><br>
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Friday, October 23 - 7 pm </b><br>
FAYETTEVILLE, AR</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
with Emily Kaitz!<br>
Omni Center for Peace, Justice and Ecology<br>
3274 N. Lee Ave<br>
Fayetteville, AR<br>
$15<br><br>
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Tuesday, October 27 - 7 pm </b><br>
ALBUQUERQUE, NM</div>
The Faucet’s on Fire!<br>
First Unitarian Church of Albuquerque<br>
3701 Carlisle Blvd NE<br>
Albuquerque, NM<br>
$18 or pay what you can<br><br>
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Friday, October 30 </b><br>
LAS VEGAS, NV</div>
North Valley Democratic Club<br>
Los Prados Golf and Country Club<br>
5150 Los Prados Circle<br>
Las Vegas, NV<br>
details TBA<br><br>
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Yes, but how?
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Looking forward,
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Roy
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