<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><span></span></div><div><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><div><span></span></div><div><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><div>Courtesy of <i>Tickld</i> at:</div><div><br></div><div><a href="http://www.tickld.com/x/35-slogans-for-college-majors-if-they-were-actually-honest-6-is-so-true?utm_source=tickld&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=slogans&ts_pid=5">http://www.tickld.com/x/35-slogans-for-college-majors-if-they-were-actually-honest-6-is-so-true?utm_source=tickld&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=slogans&ts_pid=5</a></div><div><br></div><div>--------------------------------------</div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); line-height: 1.6; font-size: 1.225rem; font-family: Merriweather, serif; color: rgb(88, 88, 88);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;"></b></p><h1 class="article-title" style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 300; margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 0px; background-image: none; padding: 0px; text-rendering: optimizelegibility; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); line-height: 55px; letter-spacing: 0.02rem; font-size: 50px; font-family: Lato;">35 Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest</h1><div><br></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Chemistry:</b> Where alcohol IS a solution.<strong style="box-sizing: border-box;"></strong><br style="box-sizing: border-box;"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;"></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Biochemistry:</b> Spend 4 years aspiring to discover the cure for cancer, and the rest of your life manufacturing shampoo.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Archaeology:</b> If you don’t know what it is, it’s probably ceremonial.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Information Technology:</b> Let me google that for you.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Computer Science (for a straight girl):</b> The odds are good, but the goods are odd.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Political Science:</b> Your opinion is wrong.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Aerospace Engineering:</b> “It actually is rocket science.”<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Engineering:</b> The art of figuring out which parameters you can safely ignore.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Structural Engineering:</b> Because architects don’t know what physics is.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Philosophy:</b> Think about it…<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Communications:</b> “We’ll teach you everything you need to know about convincing your friends that your degree is actually meaningful.”<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Speech Pathology:</b> We have ways of making you talk.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Linguistics:</b> Studied 17 languages, am fluent in none of them.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Criminal Justice:</b> We’re here because of Law & Order reruns.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Photography:</b> It’s worth a shot.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Statistics:</b> Where everything’s made up and the numbers don’t matter.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Anthropology:</b> It’ll get you laid, but won’t get you paid!<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Zoology:</b> Because you can’t major in kittens.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Psychology:</b> good luck doing anything until you get your master’s!<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Premed:</b> “I’ll probably switch majors in 2 years.”<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">History:</b> History may repeat itself, but you definitely will.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">English:</b> So you want to be a teacher.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Film:</b> Forks on the left, knives on the right.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Astrophysics:</b> “Eh, I’m within an order of magnitude.”<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Creative Writing:</b> Because job security is for pussies.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Latin:</b> Because useful is overrated.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Physics:</b> “Everything you learned last week is wrong.”<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Nursing:</b> Learning to save other’s lives while struggling not to take your own.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Marine Bio:</b> “I wanted to play with dolphins…but I’m looking at algae instead.”<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Accounting:</b> Selling your soul for money.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Finance:</b> “Accounting was too hard.”<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Journalism:</b> Learn how to construct an argument that no one will pay to listen to.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Art History:</b> And you thought MAKING art was pointless!<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Music Performance:</b> If you don’t hate yourself, you’re doing it wrong.<o:p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 1.5rem;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b style="box-sizing: border-box;">Graphic Design:</b> No, we aren’t artists. We are designers. There’s a difference.</span></p></div><div>--------------------------------------<br><br><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</span></div><div><a href="http://www.moscowcares.com/" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">http://www.MoscowCares.com</font></a></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></div><div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Tom "Let me google that for you" Hansen</span></div><div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Moscow, Idaho</span></div></div><div><br></div></div></div></div></body></html>