<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">Courtesy of Addicting Info at:</div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><br></div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 19px; white-space: nowrap; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-text-size-adjust: none; "><a href="http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/01/14/100-things-you-can-say-to-irritate-a-republican/">http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/01/14/100-things-you-can-say-to-irritate-a-republican/</a></span></div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 19px; white-space: nowrap; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-text-size-adjust: none; "> </span></div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">--------------------------------------</div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><br></div><div><p style="text-align: -webkit-auto; margin: 0px 0px 15px; padding: 0px; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); text-align: left; "><b>100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican (HUMOR)</b></span></p><p style="text-align: -webkit-auto; margin: 0px 0px 15px; padding: 0px; "><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:</span></p><p style="margin: 0px 0px 15px; padding: 0px; text-align: left; "><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">9. The Earth is round.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">14. Global warming is real.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><p style="margin: 0px 0px 15px; padding: 0px; text-align: left; "><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">16. The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans approve the defense budget?</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">17. The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">18. Paying taxes is patriotic.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">19. Republicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">20. The Republican Party began as a liberal party.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">21. The Presidents’ full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">22. George W. Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">23. President Obama saved the American auto industry, while Republicans wanted to destroy it.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">24. Hate is not a Christian virtue.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">25. Jesus was a liberal.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">26. Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">27. Tea parties are for little girls.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">28. Public schools educate all children; private schools are for indoctrinating children.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">30. Sharia law doesn’t exist in America.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">31. The President is NOT a Muslim.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">32. Corporations are NOT people. People are people.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">33. Fox News isn’t real news, it’s just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing propaganda machine.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">36. Women control their own bodies.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">38. Please use spell-check.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">39. It’s “pundit”, not “pundint”.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">40. Social Security is solvent through 2038.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">41. Health care is a right, not a product.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">43. G.O.P also stands for Gross Old Perverts.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">44. The donkey shouldn’t be the Democratic mascot because Republicans are the real jackasses.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldn’t do in eight.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">46. Waterboarding IS torture.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">48. Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade Texas to get it back.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">52. The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">54. The white race isn’t disappearing, it’s evolving.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">55. God is a particle.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">56. Evolution is real.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">61. Federal law trumps state law.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">62. The Civil War was about slavery, NOT state’s rights.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">63. Corporations care more about profits than they do about people.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">64. Getting out of a recession requires government spending.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">65. Glenn Beck is a nut-job.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">66. Republicans: Paranoid since 1932.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">67. Republicans don’t want to pay for your birth control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">68. Republicans actually NEED Viagra.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">69. Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">70. Republicans complain about immigrants taking American jobs, then freely give American jobs to foreigners overseas.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">71. Republicans hate communism, so why do they refer to themselves as red states?</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">72. Labor unions built this country.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">73. Republicans hold America hostage as a political strategy; the temper tantrum throwing kind of political strategy.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">74. Jesus was a Jew, not a Christian.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">75. When Republicans see black, they attack.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">76. Inside every Republican is a Klansman or a Nazi waiting to bloom.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">77. Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">78. Republicans are hypocrites, they’re just too stupid to know it.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">79. The Christian-Right boycotts movies that have violence, and then promotes guns and insurrection.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">80. I think therefore I am NOT a Republican.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">81. Republicans that oppose gay marriage are most likely in the closet themselves.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">82. Churches should stay out of politics, or be taxed.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">83. People are too poor to vote Republican.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">84. Democrats think for themselves, Republicans form think tanks to do it for them.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">85. Republicans hate education because they couldn’t hack it in school.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">86. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins and Republicans wallow in it.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">87. A little socialism on the Left is better than a little fascism on the Right.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">88. The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in 60 years, so stop whining about it being too high.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">89. Republicans: Anti-Gay Marriage, Pro-Lesbian sex.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">90. Republicans: Terrorizing the American people since 1981.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">91. Republicans have their own terrorists, just look up Timothy McVeigh.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">92. Republicans love outsourcing, just ask the Chinese Communists.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">93. The Republican answer to the oil spill was to apologize to BP, a foreign oil company.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans, while the Republicans tea bag each other in the middle of the aisles.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, that’s why Republicans do it.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">96. Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it out.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">99. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.</span></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time!</span></div></p></div></p></div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">--------------------------------------<br><br><div>Seeya 'round town, Moscow, because . . .</div><div><br></div><div>"Moscow Cares" (the most fun you can have with your pants on)</div><div><a href="http://www.MoscowCares.com">http://www.MoscowCares.com</a></div><div> </div><div><div>Tom Hansen</div><div>Moscow, Idaho</div><div><br></div><div>"<span style="font-size: medium; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); ">There's room at the top they are telling you still</span><span style="font-size: medium; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); "> </span></div><span style="font-size: medium; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); ">But first you must learn how to smile as you kill </span><br style="font-size: medium; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); "><span style="font-size: medium; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); ">If you want to be like the folks on the hill."</span></div><div><font size="3"><span style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469);"><br></span></font></div><div><font size="3"><span style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469);">- John Lennon<br></span></font><div> </div></div><div><br></div></div></body></html>