<div dir="ltr"><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)"><span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">“What if more people request the same thing?” one woman asks. “Pretty soon the church will be filled with bronze statues.”<br>
<br></span></span></div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,255)"><span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)"><font color="#000000">At least the statues won't be ripped off for tithes, and they'll probably be just as attentive as many of the other congregants.<br>
<br>w.<br></font></span></span></div><div class="gmail_extra"><br><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Thu, May 2, 2013 at 7:55 AM, Tom Hansen <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:thansen@moscow.com" target="_blank">thansen@moscow.com</a>></span> wrote:<br>
<blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex"><div dir="auto"><div>Courtesy of Lark News at:</div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-size:15px;line-height:19px;white-space:nowrap"><a href="http://www.larknews.com/archives/301" target="_blank">http://www.larknews.com/archives/301</a></span></div>
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<span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">MOSCOW, Idaho — Longtime church-goer Gert Rizzoli was so devoted to her spot in the pew at Featherside Congregational church that when she passed away last month, her family received permission to bronze her body and set it in the pew. Now, to the consternation of some church members, her body is permanently located in the aisle seat she occupied every Sunday for forty years.</span></div>
<div><span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)"><br></span></div><div><span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">“She loved gazing at the pastor from that spot, being the first in her row to receive Communion, having quick access to the bathroom,” says daughter Sofia. “It gave her a sense of deep, spiritual comfort.”</span></div>
<div><p><span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">But fellow church-goers also remember Gert’s stiff response to anyone who tried to take her place.</span></p><p><span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">One man was shooed away by Gert on several occasions when he arrived early and inadvertently took her spot, he says. Now the bronze statue serves as an irritating reminder of the encounter.</span></p>
<p><span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">“It’s like she’s still there defending her seat,” he says.</span></p><p><span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">When church members enter the sanctuary now, they can’t help but catch the glare of light off of Gert’s bronzed pate. Visitors find it inconvenient to climb over her, and children have stubbed their toes on her hardened shins.</span></p>
<p><span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">“She was a Christ-like lady, except when it came to giving up that spot,” says a family friend. “She had a real sense of her turf. To her, it was like the Israelites: Once you get land, you don’t give it up.”</span></p>
<p><span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">Pastor Len Kerralt, who agreed to the odd memorial, looks upon Gert’s frozen smile each Sunday from the pulpit.</span></p><p><span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">“It’s nice to know at least one person is enjoying the sermon,” he quips. But others still mumble about the nuisance.</span></p>
<p><span style="background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0)">“What if more people request the same thing?” one woman asks. “Pretty soon the church will be filled with bronze statues.”</span></p></div><div>-------------------------------------<br>
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<div> </div><div><div>Tom Hansen</div><div>Moscow, Idaho</div><div><br></div><div>"<span style="font-size:medium">There's room at the top they are telling you still</span><span style="font-size:medium"> </span></div>
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