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<div class="">January 2, 2013</div>
<h1>Looking Forward</h1>
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Right now you are probably asking yourself: Will the new Congress being
sworn in this week work any better than the last one? </p>
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There’s always a chance. Because, you know, it’s <em>new</em>. Also, the
bar is low, since some people believe the departing 112th Congress was
the worst in history, because of its stupendous lack of productivity and
a favorability rating that once polled lower than the idea of a
Communist takeover of America. </p>
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On the very last day the Republican-led House of Representatives was in
session, the Republican governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie,
announced it was “why the American people hate Congress.” This was after
Speaker John Boehner failed to bring up a bill providing aid to the
victims of the megastorm Sandy. Disaster relief joined a long list of
bills that the 112th Congress could not get its act together to approve,
along with reforming the farm subsidies and rescuing the Postal
Service. Those particular pieces of legislation were all written and
passed by the Senate, a group that’s generally less proactive than a
mummy. </p>
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Ah, the House. To be fair, it takes a lot of effort to vote to repeal Obamacare 33 times. </p>
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Our outgoing lawmakers did retrieve us from that “fiscal cliff.”
Although they were the ones who pushed us off in the first place. And
they left the new Congress facing a debt chasm, a sequestration void and
a government-stoppage bottomless pit. </p>
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So, yeah, this last one was pretty darned bad. The best argument I can
make for it is that none of the outgoing members walked onto the floor
and brained a colleague with a cane, as did happen in the 34th Congress.
Which also was being led by President Franklin Pierce. So I would give
the 34th the ribbon. But definitely the 112th is a contender. </p>
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The new Congress will have a few more Democrats in the House and Senate,
which will not make any difference whatsoever. On the plus side, the
proportion of political nut jobs may be a little lower. Representative
Allen West of Florida, who once called President Obama “a low-level
socialist agitator,” is, many recounts later, a member no more.
Representative Joe Walsh of Illinois was defeated by Tammy Duckworth, a
military veteran who lost both legs in Iraq and who Walsh claimed was
not one of “our true heroes.” Walsh was also an excellent reminder of an
important rule in American politics: refrain from criticizing the other
party for fiscal irresponsibility until you can work out a resolution
of that child support issue. </p>
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Tea Party favorite Senator Jim DeMint of South Carolina has departed,
too, even though his term was only half over, to answer the siren call
of a seven-figure job at the helm of the Heritage Foundation. </p>
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Thanks to the blog Smart Politics, I am able to report that this is
normal behavior in South Carolina: one-third of all U.S. senators from
South Carolina have resigned over the course of our history. (South
Carolina is also the state that gave us the guy with the cane back in
1856.) DeMint was replaced by Representative Tim Scott, whose seat will
be filled in a special election this spring. Right now one of the
possible candidates is Mark Sanford, the governor who we all remember
for flying to Argentina for an assignation with his lover while his
staff claimed he was hiking on the Appalachian Trail. </p>
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Another much-discussed potential contender is Jenny Sanford, former wife
of the above. People, while you are praying for a safe, sane and
peaceful new year, I want you to make a small exception and pray that
Jenny and Mark Sanford run against each other. </p>
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DeMint’s departure was only unusual for its abruptness. Members of
Congress regularly glom onto high-paying jobs in the private sector,
none of which involve the use of their skills in computer technology.
The Center for Responsive Politics counts 373 former House and Senate
members who are currently working as lobbyists. </p>
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That includes the former Utah Senator Bob Bennett, who announced that he
would be filing his official papers on Thursday, the exact moment the
legal two-year revolving door ban expires. Bennett had complained
bitterly about the cooling-off period being a restraint of his
constitutional rights, which left him forced to eke out a living as a
consultant for the BennettGroup and a member of a high-profile
Washington law firm. </p>
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When it comes to a sudden departure, though, the new titleholder has to
be Representative Jo Ann Emerson of Missouri, who quit Congress to
become president and chief executive of the National Rural Electric
Cooperative Association less than a month after she was re-elected to
another term. She said she had found “a new way to serve.” The Center
for Responsive Politics noted that the National Rural Electric
Cooperative Association was not only a big lobbying group, but also
Emerson’s “biggest lifetime campaign contributor.” </p>
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Still, remember, could be worse. No canes. </p>
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