<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><span></span></div><div><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><div><span></span></div><div><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; ">With thanks to Betsy Dickow for making this available.</div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "> </div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><img src="cid:8AE9D66B-1A59-4CEA-A371-DA5109B7C9B4" alt="image.jpeg" id="8AE9D66B-1A59-4CEA-A371-DA5109B7C9B4" width="640" height="394"></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><span style="text-align: left; "><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">1. If someone in a Home Depot stor<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; ">e offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you live in Idaho.</span></div></span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; text-align: left; "><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><br></div><font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">2. If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Idaho.</div></font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><br></div><font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">3. If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Idaho.</div></font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><br></div><font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">4. If ‘vacation’ means going anywhere …south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Idaho.</div></font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><br></div><font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">5. If you measure distance in hours, you live in Idaho.</div></font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><br></div><font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">6. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Idaho.</div></font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><br></div><font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">7. If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in the same day, you live in Idaho.</div></font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><br></div><font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">8. If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Idaho.</div></font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><br></div><font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">9. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Idaho.</div></font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><br></div><font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">10. If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Idaho.</div></font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><br></div><font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">11. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph –you’re going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Idaho.</div></font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><br></div><font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">12. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Idaho.</div></font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><br></div><font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">13. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Idaho.</div></font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><br></div><font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">14. If you find 10 degrees ‘a little chilly’ you live in Idaho.</div></font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><br></div><font><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; ">15. If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your IDAHO friends, you live in Idaho.</div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; "><br></div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto; ">--------------------------------------</div></font></span></span><br><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">Seeya round town, Moscow, because . . .</div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><br></div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">"Moscow Cares"</div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><a href="http://www.MoscowCares.com">http://www.MoscowCares.com</a></div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "> </div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><div>Tom Hansen</div><div>Moscow, Idaho</div><div> </div></div></div></div></body></html>