<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><h1 class="print-title"><font size="3"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Qualifications to Be Secretary of State, According to Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham</span></font></h1><div class="print-created"><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Calvin Trillin, Deadline Poet</span></div><div class="print-content"><div id="node-171863" class="node"><div class="content"><p><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">"Though Condoleezza Rice had once avowed<br>The smoking gun might be a mushroom cloud<br>And thus invasion simply couldn’t wait,<br>She was considered qualified for State.<br> <br>Reciting talking points on Sunday shows<br>This year was quite sufficient to foreclose<br>The chance that Susan Rice would ever lead<br>At State—so Graham and McCain agreed.<br> <br>The senators, when left to their devices<br>Make use of different rules for different Rices."</span></p><p><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">-------------------------------------</span></p></div></div></div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">Seeya round town, Moscow, because . . .</div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><br></div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">"Moscow Cares"</div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><a href="http://www.MoscowCares.com">http://www.MoscowCares.com</a></div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "> </div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><div>Tom Hansen</div><div>Moscow, Idaho</div><div> </div></div></div></body></html>