<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><span></span></div><div><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><div><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; "><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> With thanks to Steve Wesner, a friend.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; "><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; "><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">--------------------------------------------------</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; "><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></p></div><div><div id="yiv2051588126AOLMsgPart_2_6bc920fd-7dda-4cb4-8279-4fc252eee08e"><table class="MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" style="padding: 0in; "><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: center; "><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b><i>When you have an</i></b><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: center; "><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b><i>'I Hate My Job day'</i></b><br><b><i><br>[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]</i></b><br><b><i><br>Try this out:</i></b><b><i> </i></b><br><b><i><br>Stop at your pharmacy</i></b><b><i> </i></b><b><i>and go to the <br>Thermometer section and purchase<br>a rectal thermometer made by <br>Johnson & Johnson.<br><br>Be very sure you get this brand. <br><br>When you get home, lock your <br>Doors, draw the curtains and <br>Disconnect the phone so <br>You will not be disturbed.</i></b><b><i> </i></b><b><i><br><br>Change into very comfortable <br>Clothing and sit in your favorite <br>Chair. Open the package and <br>Remove the thermometer.</i></b><b><i> </i></b><b><i><br><br>Now, carefully place it on a table<br>Or a surface so that it will not <br>Become chipped or broken</i></b><b><i> <br></i></b><br><b><i>Now the fun part begins.<br><br>Take out the literature from <br>The box and <u>read</u> <u>it carefully</u>.<br><br>You will notice that in small <br>Print there is this statement:</i></b><b><i><br><br>"Every Rectal Thermometer <br>Made by Johnson & Johnson <br>Is <u>personally</u> <u>tested</u></i></b><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: center; "><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b><i>And then sanitized." </i></b><b><i><br><br>Now, close your eyes and repeat <br>Out loud five times,' I am so glad <br>I do not work in the thermometer <br>Quality control department at<br>Johnson & Johnson.'</i></b><b><i> </i></b><b><i><br><br>HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, <br>THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE <br>WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A<br>PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!</i></b><b> </b><b><i><br></i></b><b><i><br>If you haven't got a smile on your face <br>And laughter in your heart...<br></i></b><b><i><br>Maybe you should go and work <br>For Johnson and Johnson!</i></b><b><i> </i></b><b><i><br></i></b><b><i><br>Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!</i></b><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: center; "><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b><i><br></i></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: center; "><span style="text-align: -webkit-auto; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); ">-----------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p></td></tr></tbody></table><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; "></p><table class="MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="0%" style="width: 0px; "><tbody><tr><td valign="bottom" style="padding: 0in; "></td></tr></tbody></table><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; "><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></p></div></div></div><br><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">Seeya at the polls, Moscow, because . . .</div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><br></div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; ">"Moscow Cares"</div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><a href="http://www.MoscowCares.com">http://www.MoscowCares.com</a></div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "> </div><div style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; "><div>Tom Hansen</div><div>Moscow, Idaho</div><div><br></div><div>"We're a town of about 23,000 with 10,000 college students. The college students are not very active in local elections (thank goodness!)."</div><div><br></div><div>- Dale Courtney (March 28, 2007)</div><div> </div></div></div></div></body></html>