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<div class="timestamp">September 21, 2012</div>
<h1>The Polar Express</h1>
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<a href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/opinion/editorialsandoped/oped/columnists/gailcollins/index.html" rel="author" title="More Articles by GAIL COLLINS"><span>GAIL COLLINS</span></a></span></h6>
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This is the season of Extreme Politics. Everything’s exciting. Mitt
Romney paid taxes! Joe Biden just bought a 36-pound pumpkin! Paul Ryan
is campaigning with his mom again! </p>
<p>
Oh, and Congress is ready to go home to run for re-election. I know you were wondering. </p>
<p>
“I haven’t had anybody in West Virginia tell me we should hurry home to
campaign,” protested Senator Joe Manchin, a Democrat. </p>
<p>
This might be because Manchin is approximately 40 points ahead in the
polls. He could probably spend the next month in a fallout shelter
without anybody noticing. Nevertheless, he is so fearful of alienating
conservatives that he refuses to say who has his support for president.
There are only about five undecided voters left in this country and one
of them is a senator from West Virginia. </p>
<p>
The good news is that our lawmakers spent their last pre-election days
in Washington working to pass a bill that would keep the government
running for the next six months. This is sometimes referred to as a
“continuing resolution,” and sometimes as “kicking the can down the
road.” Personally, I am pretty relieved to see evidence that this group
has the capacity to kick a can. </p>
<p>
Let’s look at what else they were up to. This is important, partly
because the last things you take up before going back to the voters
shows something about your true priorities. Also partly because it will
give me a chance to mention legislation involving 41 polar bear
carcasses in Canadian freezers. </p>
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The Senate had a big agenda for its finale. Kicking the budget can down
the road! Passing a resolution on Iran designed to demonstrate total
support for whatever it is Israel thinks is a good idea! The Sportsmen’s
Act! </p>
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O.K., the last one was sort of unexpected. It’s a bunch of
hunting-and-fishing proposals, ranging from conservation to “allowing
states to issue electronic duck stamps.” Also, allowing “polar bear
trophies to be imported from a sport hunt in Canada.” A long while ago,
some Americans legally hunted down said bears, happily envisioning the
day when they could display a snarling head on the study wall, or
perhaps stuff the entire carcass and stick it in the front hallway where
it could perpetually rear on its hind legs, frightening away
census-takers. </p>
<p>
But then the United States prohibited the importation of dead polar
bears, and there have been 41 bear carcasses stuck in Canadian freezers
ever since. </p>
<p>
Free the frozen polar bears! Well, not before November, since the Senate
minority leader, Mitch McConnell, dug in his heels, claiming the whole
hunting bill was only coming up to help its main sponsor, Jon Tester of
Montana, in a tight race. McConnell, who publicly set his own top policy
priority as making sure Barack Obama didn’t get re-elected, hates naked
partisanship. </p>
<p>
The House, meanwhile, declined to take up two major bipartisan bills
from the Senate. One was the farm bill, which Speaker John Boehner
admitted he just couldn’t get his right wing to vote for despite pleas
from endangered rural Republicans. </p>
<p>
The other was aimed at reviving the teetering U.S. Postal Service, which
is about to default again. “I hear from our Republican colleagues they
didn’t want to force their folks to make difficult votes,” said Tom
Carper, a lead Senate sponsor. </p>
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Really, there’s no excuse on this one. By the time a difficult issue has
been turned into a bipartisan Senate bill, it’s no longer all that
difficult. People, if you see a member of the House majority campaigning
in your neighborhood, demand to know why the Postal Service didn’t get
fixed. </p>
<p>
Although on the plus side, the House did agree that the space astronauts
should be allowed to keep some flight souvenirs. </p>
<p>
One thing virtually nobody in the Senate considered a pre-election
priority was spending hours and hours arguing about a proposal from
Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky to eliminate foreign aid to Libya,
Pakistan and Egypt. However, in the grand tradition of the upper
chamber, Paul had the power to hold up the crucial kicking-the-can bill
hostage by threatening a filibuster if he didn’t get his way. </p>
<p>
“He can keep us here for a week and a half if we don’t let him bring it up,” grumbled Senator Charles Schumer. </p>
<p>
Rand Paul does this sort of thing all the time. Who among us can forget
when he stalled the renewal of federal flood insurance under the theory
that the Senate first needed to vote on whether life started at
conception? </p>
<p>
The majority leader, Harry Reid, pointed out repeatedly that he has had
to struggle with 382 filibusters during his six years at the helm.
“That’s 381 more filibusters than Lyndon Johnson faced,” he complained.
Obviously, Robert Caro is never going to write a series of grand
biographies about the life of Harry Reid. </p>
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It’s a wonder anything ever gets done. Although, actually, it generally doesn’t. </p>
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