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<div class="timestamp">August 22, 2012</div>
<h1>The Sexual Spirit of ’76</h1>
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<a href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/opinion/editorialsandoped/oped/columnists/gailcollins/index.html" rel="author" title="More Articles by GAIL COLLINS"><span>GAIL COLLINS</span></a></span></h6>
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In colonial America, conventional wisdom held that women could not get pregnant unless they enjoyed the sex. </p>
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People, who would have thought I’d have an opportunity to bring up this
factoid right in the middle of a presidential race? Thank you,
Representative Todd Akin of Missouri! Without you, we might have been
condemned to spend today reinvestigating the Congressional Budget Office
Medicare cost projections. </p>
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But, instead, we are going to deconstruct the now-legendary explanation
from Akin of how, in cases of “legitimate rape,” women’s bodies will
“shut that whole thing down” before pregnancy occurs. </p>
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Akin, a U.S. Senate nominee, has a reputation for, shall we say,
thinking outside the box. It was not for nothing that the incumbent,
Claire McCaskill, had targeted him as the Republican I’d Most Like to
Run Against. McCaskill was particularly attracted by his comparison of
federal student loans to “Stage 3 cancer.” And then there was his vote
against the school lunch program. </p>
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But all that paled next to his anti-abortion disquisition during a
recent TV interview. In very few words, Akin managed to make three
points. One was that rape victims can’t get pregnant. This theory goes
back to our forefathers, who believed that in order for our foremothers
to conceive, “the womb must be in a state of delight.” </p>
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“They never asked the women,” said Margaret Marsh, the co-author of “The
Empty Cradle,” a history of infertility in America. </p>
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The idea never entirely faded away, possibly because it reflects so well
on male lovemaking prowess. (Failure to conceive, by the same rule, was
all because of female frigidity.) Since Akin’s debacle, we’ve learned
that a former member of Congress once told the House Appropriations
Committee that when people “are truly raped, the juices don’t flow, the
body functions don’t work and they don’t get pregnant.” And that James
Leon Holmes, a federal judge <em>currently hearing cases in Arkansas</em>,
once said that “concern for rape victims is a red herring because
conceptions from rape occur with approximately the same frequency as
snowfall in Miami.” </p>
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This line of thinking is also familiar to David Wiley, a professor of
health education at Texas State University who co-authored a study on
what Texas school districts were actually teaching their students in sex
education classes. (He was inspired, he said, when “a sincere male
student asked aloud, ‘What is my risk for cervical cancer?’ ”) Searching
through the Web sites of groups that were providing program material to
the districts, Wiley found one that announced: “If the woman is dry,
the sperm will die.” </p>
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So the first part of Akin’s comment is not the product of his unique
imagination. It’s still being repeated all over the country, perhaps out
of veneration for the thoughts of the founding fathers. </p>
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Part two was Akin’s mention of “legitimate rape.” This is the piece that
had every mainstream Republican honcho in the country calling on Akin
to drop out of the race. Karl Rove pulled the plug on his money. Paul
Ryan reportedly got on the phone and begged Akin to go away for the good
of the team. (The team, or at least the Paul Ryan part of it, had once
sponsored anti-abortion legislation with Akin that referred to “forcible
rape” in the same cringe-inducing fashion.) </p>
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But it’s the third point in Akin’s comment that’s really important for
this election. Before he got sidetracked into colonial-era biology, the
veteran House member was trying to explain why he opposes abortion even
in the case of rape. “But let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work or
something,” Akin said, referring to the miraculous female shutdown
mechanism that he’d discovered. The rapist, he continued, should be
punished, but not “the child.” </p>
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This is a perfectly consistent theological doctrine. If you believe that
every fertilized egg is a human being, with the same sacred rights as a
newborn baby, then, obviously, you are not going to want it to be
aborted, no matter how it came into the world. </p>
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Politicians who say they oppose all abortions are making perfect sense,
except for the part where they try to impose their doctrinal beliefs on
the vast majority of the country, which does not share that particular
religious conviction. It’s the abortion-except-for-rape-and-incest
position that doesn’t compute. Rape victims, yes, but not a 14-year-old
who was impregnated by her 15-year-old boyfriend? The impoverished
mother of six kids whose birth control method failed? There’s no way to
set the worthy-of-compassion bar unless you trust women to set it for
themselves. </p>
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Maybe Akin’s real sin is that he exposed the phoniness of the
rape-and-incest exception, which is just an attempt to make radical
extremism look moderate. That and the theory of the delighted womb.
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