<html><body bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><div><div><span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); font-size: 10px; line-height: 12px; "><h2 property="dc:title" style="margin-top: 10px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; color: rgb(29, 29, 29); font-size: 24px; clear: both; font-weight: normal; ">"Mitt Visits Foreign Lands"</h2></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); font-size: 10px; line-height: 12px; "><h3 style="margin-top: 15px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; color: rgb(29, 29, 29); font-size: 14px; letter-spacing: -0.1px; "><em style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">(And not to hide money)</em></h3><div><em style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; ">By Calvin Trillin, Deadline Poet</em></div></span><span></span><br><span>The Mittster, while taking a three-nation swing,</span><br><span>Showed talent for saying the very wrong thing.</span><br><span>He teed off our English friends lickety-split;</span><br><span>The tabloids in London town called him a twit.</span><br><span>Apparently having no motives ulterior,</span><br><span>He seemed to be calling the Arabs inferior.</span><br><span>In English and Arabic venom Mitt bathed. </span><br><span>’Twas only in Poland he came out unscathed.</span><br><span>His trip, meant to show foreign-policy cred,</span><br><span>Because of Mitt’s gaffes was a model instead</span><br><span>Of what not to say when abroad one doth roam.</span><br><span>So here’s the consensus: he should have stayed home.</span></div><div><br></div><div><span></span>------------------------------------<br><span></span><br><span>Seeya round town, Moscow.</span><br><span></span><br><span>Tom Hansen</span><br><span>Moscow, Idaho</span><br><span></span><br><span>"We're a town of about 23,000 with 10,000 college students. The college students are not very active in local elections (thank goodness!)."</span><br><span></span><br><span>- Dale Courtney (March 28, 2007)</span><br><span></span></div></div><div></div></body></html>