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<div class="timestamp">April 17, 2012</div>
<h1>Phony Mommy Wars</h1>
<span><h6 class="byline">By <a rel="author" href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/opinion/editorialsandoped/oped/columnists/maureendowd/index.html?inline=nyt-per" title="More Articles by Maureen Dowd" class="meta-per">MAUREEN DOWD</a></h6>
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WASHINGTON </p>
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Ann Romney is a good mom. </p>
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She’s also a good pol. </p>
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And though her people skills are far superior to Mitt’s, it turns out
that Ann is just as capable as her husband of turning an advantage into a
disadvantage. </p>
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After the liberal strategist Hilary Rosen clumsily mocked Mitt Romney
for relying on Ann to tell him what issues women care about when “his
wife has actually never worked a day in her life,” Ann smashed that lob
back. </p>
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Blasting out her first tweet, she said: “I made a choice to stay home
and raise five boys. Believe me, it was hard work.” </p>
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Shaken Democrats dived for cover and threw Rosen under the campaign bus.
The media, worried about being perceived as favoring President Obama,
jumped in on the side of the maligned Ann. </p>
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She pressed her advantage, scolding Rosen on Fox News. “She should have
come to my house when those five boys were causing so much trouble,” Ann
said. She alluded to her brave battles against breast cancer and
multiple sclerosis: “Look, I know what it’s like to struggle.” </p>
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But at a fund-raiser at a private home in Palm Beach, Fla., on Sunday,
the night before her 63rd birthday, Ann made it clear that she wasn’t
really aggrieved. She was feigning aggrievement to milk the moment.
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“It was my early birthday present for someone to be critical of me as a
mother, and that was really a defining moment, and I loved it,” a
gleeful Ann told the backyard full of Florida fat cats, sounding “like a
political tactician,” as Garrett Haake, the NBC reporter on the scene,
put it. </p>
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It’s important when you act the martyr not to overplay your hand. If you
admit out loud to a bunch of people — including Haake, who was on the
sidewalk enterprisingly eavesdropping — that you’re just pretending to
be offended, you risk looking phony, like your husband. (It also doesn’t
fly to tell Diane Sawyer that your dog “loved” 12 hours in a crate on
top of the car or that it’s “our turn” to be in the White House.)
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The candidate, meanwhile, continued to look phony by presenting a
completely different side of himself to the wealthy Palm Beach donors
who came in fancy cars to eat snapper and hear a snappier Mitt. </p>
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Rather than making bland pronouncements or parsing patriotic songs, as
he usually does, Mitt gave a more specific vision of a Romney White
House, including the possible elimination of the Department of Housing
and Urban Development, which his dad once led, and vivisecting the
Department of Education. He also talked about ways he might close tax
loopholes for the affluent — another matter he hasn’t been too detailed
about — to pay for his cuts in tax rates. </p>
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Mitt offered a different view of the value of working parents in January
when he talked about how he changed welfare rules as governor of
Massachusetts: </p>
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“I said, for instance, that even if you have a child 2 years of age, you
need to go to work. And people said, well, that’s heartless. And I
said, no, no, I’m willing to spend more giving day care to allow those
parents to go back to work. It will cost the state more providing that
day care, but I want the individuals to have the dignity of work.”
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So the dignity of work only applies to poor moms? </p>
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This latest kerfuffle is piffle, but it is another instance of
Republicans dragging women back to the past to re-litigate issues they
thought were long settled. </p>
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Just as women had assumed their contraception rights were safe, they had
considered the tiresome debate about working moms versus stay-at-home
moms over. My mom stayed home to raise five kids, and she is my feminist
role model. </p>
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For the most part, nobody’s casting aspersions on anybody else’s
choices, which are often driven by economics. Women have so many choices
that they’re overwhelmed by the stress of so many choices. </p>
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The real issue is whether Mitt, a tycoon who has been swathed in an
old-fashioned cocoon, understands the plight of working mothers and the
rights of 21st-century women. </p>
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When the Romneys got married and moved to Boston in 1971 so Mitt could
attend Harvard, they set up house in a suburb, befriended other young
Mormon couples and kept to their cloistered, conservative, privileged,
traditional, white, heterosexual circle. </p>
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Campuses were roiling with change — feminism, civil rights, antiwar
demonstrations — but the Romneys were not part of that. They were
throwbacks. </p>
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“The parental roles were clear,” Michael Kranish and Scott Helman write
in “The Real Romney.” “Mitt would have the career, and Ann would run the
house.” </p>
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We will see if these affluent, soon-to-be owners of a car elevator in La
Jolla and members of the horsey set can relate to the economic problems
of regular people. </p>
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Given how secretive and shape-shifting Mitt Romney is, we’ll probably have to keep eavesdropping to find out. </p>
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