<html><body bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><div><div><div><div></div><div>Courtesy of the Borowitz Report at:</div><div><br></div><div><a href="http://www.BorowitzReport.com"></a><a href="http://www.BorowitzReport.com"></a><a href="http://www.BorowitzReport.com"><a href="http://www.BorowitzReport.com">http://www.BorowitzReport.com</a></a></div><div><br></div><div>------------------------------</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); font-size: 15px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px; "><div><h1 style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-size: 30px; line-height: 34px; color: rgb(1, 106, 170); font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 3px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 5px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); ">Fox News Names Pepper Spray Person of the Year</h1><h2 style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-size: 18px; line-height: 20px; font-weight: normal; color: rgb(99, 96, 84); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); ">First Food Product to Snag Top Honors</h2></div>NEW YORK – The Fox News Channel made history to today my naming “pepper spray” its Person of the Year for 2011</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); font-size: 15px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px; "><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); font-size: 15px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 16px; ">Fox anchor Megyn Kelly noted the historic nature of the nod, indicating that pepper spray was "the first food product, essentially” to receive such prestigious recognition.<br><br>“From Tahrir Square to lower Manhattan to UC Davis to Walmart, brave little pepper spray was there,” Ms. Kelly said, adding, “I’m tearing up a little right now, which I guess is the effect that pepper spray has on people.”<br><br>"It truly is 'the little crowd control weapon that could,'" she added.<br><br>News of the award stoked speculation that pepper spray might soon be given its own nightly show on Fox.<br><br>According to one network source, one format being considered would involve a canister of pepper spray interviewing members of the so-called “Occupy” movement, and then spraying them in the face.</span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="4"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 16px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469);"><br></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="4"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 16px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; line-height: normal; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); font-size: 17px; ">------------------------------</span><br></span></font><br><div>Seeya round town, Moscow.</div><div><br></div><div>Tom Hansen</div><div>Moscow, Idaho</div><div><br></div><div>"If not us, who?</div><div>If not now, when?"</div><div><br></div><div>- Unknown</div></div></div><div></div></div></div></body></html>