<html><body bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); font-size: 12px; color: rgb(29, 29, 29); line-height: 19px; ">"Lamentations of the Late-Night Comics"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); font-size: 12px; color: rgb(29, 29, 29); line-height: 19px; ">By Calvin Trillin, Deadline Poet</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); font-size: 12px; color: rgb(29, 29, 29); line-height: 19px; "><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); font-size: 12px; color: rgb(29, 29, 29); line-height: 19px; ">While Jimmy Fallon tears his hair,<br>Bill Maher laments, “It’s just not fair.”<br>Dave Letterman begins to pout.<br>They’ve heard that Herman Cain is out.<br> <br>In common with his late-night peers,<br>Jon Stewart comes quite close to tears,<br>He’d much prefer a case of gout<br>To hearing Herman Cain is out.<br> <br>“The man is threatening our jobs,”<br>Says Leno, as he softly sobs.<br>Colbert is staggering about.<br>He’s heard that Herman Cain is out.<br> <br>They pray together, on their knees:<br>“Could we have Donald Trump back—please?”</span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#1D1D1D" face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size="4"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 19px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469);"><br></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#1D1D1D" face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size="4"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 19px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469);">------------------------------<br></span></font><br><div>Seeya round town, Moscow.</div><div><br></div><div>Tom Hansen</div><div>Moscow, Idaho</div><div><br></div><div>"If not us, who?</div><div>If not now, when?"</div><div><br></div><div>- Unknown</div></div></body></html>